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“我回来陪你们一个月,然后就走了。”沅辛的意思是,这一个月他就不走了,特别乖!所以不要一直盯着他!

两人低声讨论了好久,最后决定,和沅辛打一架!

宋承运可以说是一步一个指令,乖乖的盖上了盖子后坐在椅子上处理公务,可是实在是太懵了,一直坐到无名踹门而入,他都没处理完一个奏折。

“你们干啥啊!”沅辛翻身就要跑,却被两人追着打,“两个打一个还要不要脸了!”

一个月两人简直玩出了花样,点穴、下药、关铁牢、做千年玄铁镣铐,反正脑洞有多大就搞得场面有多大,沅辛跟玩似的,与两人斗智斗勇,你不给我安排房间,我就去睡你妃子的房间,你不给我吃没有下药的饭,那我就去御膳房自己找吃的,这一个月鸡飞狗跳,皇宫里前所未有的热闹,这一个月之后死一般的寂静让人更加的难以忍受。

可就算到最后,沅辛也没有点头说会,他只说了声:“这不是我能决定的。”

“混蛋你说话啊!”无名也红了眼。

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“你把上面盖上,漏风不舒服!”沅辛在底下嚎了一嗓子。

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“人呢?!”无名头发被风吹得毛毛躁躁,一看就是一路大轻功飞过来的,踹开门没看到沅辛的人影,整个人都暴躁了。

宋承运到现在脑袋还是有些懵的,竟然就这样眼睁睁的看着沅辛掀开地砖自己跳了进去。

“我进来之后,就自己下密室睡觉去了……你自己看吧。”宋承运领着无名走到椅子旁边,掀开地砖头挨着头往下看,恩,睡着呢。

“漏风……盖上!”沅辛拿起枕头回身一扔,啪叽一下,砸到了宋承运的脸上。

“嗯……都天亮了啊。”沅辛打了个哈欠,站起身来,伸了个懒腰,然后挠了挠头开口问道:“要不然你先批奏折?我去下面再睡一阵,昨天睡得太晚了。”

沅辛在那一天,又是在两人的面前,身影消失,透明到彻底不见。

“他怎么自己回来了?”无名也有点懵。

找无名,等再转头的时候,沅辛已经揉了揉眼睛有些茫然的看着他,睡醒了。

“我也不知道啊……”宋承运和无名面面相觑二脸懵逼。

这下好了,沅辛恢复武功了,不能随意的开盖就看了,两人盖上盖子,宋承运处理公务,无名在屋子里走来走去,掐着手指头算了好久,脸色微沉的说道:“上辈子,好像他就是这一阵离开的,你想想!当时我们……”因为时间过得实在是太久了,就算是记忆力特别好的无名,也没有办法清楚地说出沅辛到底是哪一天离开的。

“我们还会再见面么?”宋承运的声音有些嘶哑。

三个人一身狼狈的从塌掉了的密室飞身出来,表情都不太好,沅辛的脸色倒也不是特别难看,只不过就是头发乱了衣服被扯坏了脸上被蹭了一下子灰,神情还是挺自然的,不像是另外两人,盯着他跟看犯人似得。

沅辛这句话,非但没有给两人安全感,反而造成了两人更大的压力,不成功便成仁,一个月,把他抓住!关起来!不让走!

回到了熟悉的世界,打开手机铺天盖地都是自己息影的新闻,查看储蓄八位数的存款也无法愉悦自己的眼睛,八次穿越耗尽了沅辛的心神,明明想要好好享受自己的余生,明明就只是想要混吃等死到头发花白走不动路就服药安乐死,明明从未打算与人共度一生。

“救驾!快救驾!”这屋子里突如其来的异响,小太监冲进去之后就看到本应该是皇上座位的地方漏了个大洞,石砖全部掉进了洞里,皇上、无名大人、还有那个胆大包天坐在龙椅上的男人,全部都掉在了底下灰头土脸脸上还带有伤痕。

沅辛睡得正香呢,两人就从天而降向他扑来,要不是他反射性的一躲,无名这毫不留情的一脚,那大鞋印子肯定就印他脸上了!

两人不说话,就是揍,小小的地下室,哪能禁得起他们三人的折腾,你一拳我一脚,躲开没躲开墙壁地面甚至是棚顶都会受到冲击,没多一会屋子里就充满了灰尘,咔嚓一下,屋子塌了……

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