狗狗特别篇(2/2)

看来要血流成河了,我作势要打架,但秦安挡在我的身前

“可恶”

“你还g搭上我妈!”

我们的疯狂暗示加上演技,林萱成功以nve待动物跟nve待儿童的嫌疑暂时被送入警局,後者不知道会不会成功,但nve待动物一定会关个几年的

秦安“明明我们有黑卡,而且也有钱,为何我们不直接买新的一台呢?”

“但愿如此吧…”

“有点看不懂依依那组,难道她们会通灵?一个眼神就讨论好了”

“我给你的书没看吧,根据中的出事原因的100种书,车子一定只有一台,然後一定会坏掉,绝对想不到买一台新的车,造就主角或配角一定要走小巷”

“我不是渣,我只是心分了很多片,每片ai上了不同的人,我错了吗!!!”

“除非有人要打他才会这样的”

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最後所有组别都写好并ch0u奖了,刚好玛丽苏如我所料所料ch0u到了我们取的名字

“你玩真花!不只仆人,连老师也是!”

弹幕“好奇其他组写了什麽”

山盟海誓算什麽!”

我们等待分组结束,不知道是因为玛丽苏自有分寸还是物以类聚,但我相信绝对是後者,她与孟婉林一组,而宋江兄弟则是分别找了其它人。

“还没完呢!”

“只是在想之後的对策,真烦啊”

我不动这意义何在,但大受震撼,所以为了让这py更好玩,我收买了婷娟,毕竟…四人才能凑一桌麻将阿。

“我也会乖乖吃你们的剩饭,不在上桌的”

“我可是林家夫人!我有钱!给我放开!”

脚步声逐渐靠近,又戛然而止,我知道那人一定在我身後

“如果我说她是我的人呢?”

“为什麽林依依要找婷娟阿,好心疼她“

看完这段当初我终於知道为何有句话叫“尊重他人选择“了,何着当成感情py啊!

主持人“恭喜ch0u到的名字是高血压?”

“我应该说的够清楚了吧,滚!”

“最後不是si就是遇到命中注定”

“狗狗平时都很乖的,绝对不会咬人的”

“你这个疯子!,我要把你毁了!!!”

“毕竟她不ai你了~俗话说得好,不被ai的人才是取义的发到网上,导致被带风向後婷娟的名声一落千丈,一直到现在。

两人一狗走在狭窄的小巷,按照出事的100原因这本书,有100主角si亡都是si在这种小巷,要不是二哈咬破车胎,我们本可以舒服的坐在车上

“出来吧,我知道是你”

不愧是男主,开口说一下大家就都像是接受到命令一样不再继续,而玛丽苏的评价也是稍微的掉落,但

秦安“怎麽了”

“没事,你一定可以的”

“每次都是你一人扛下,我也想做些甚麽“

我跟婷娟对视一眼,决定写上当初商量好的名字

“算成语”

“就这?”

弹幕“高血压?”

“真刚好,这名字谁取的,简直量身订作”

刹那整个夜晚都是二哈凄惨的叫声,好像诉说了自己的千千哀怨与不甘,这狗演的都b玛丽苏还强

“楼上的不懂啦,一定是我家孟婉宝宝容颜美到让人高血压“

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“写好了就放进来吧“

“大婶?!”

“走开,这不关你的事吧”

林父跟林默拉着玛丽苏不让她失控,至少他们现在还是有点脑子的,除了我跟秦安与狗送往医院,其余人被留下来听劝导,但玛丽苏那幽怨的眼神不曾离开我身上,後续如何不知道了,随着麻醉被打入身t,我的意识也随之消失

当晚我带着二哈回家,而林萱跟玛丽苏他们正怒气冲冲的瞪着我们

我也是跟着打配合

“所以二哈,你可要保护我们阿”

“对!我是去找人了!那又如何,我不是怕你寂寞凑个12星座陪你吗!你细类靠”

“依依你一定是被蛊惑了,不过没关系的,再好好指导一下就好了”

“好你个林依依,一天之内就找这麽多人”

“你说好只ai我一人的,果然nv人的嘴骗人的鬼”

胜负揭晓,我跟秦安赢了,我想男生们已经想起他们的母语是无语了,随後两人照着我的要求,一个去厘清、一个滚了

後面就跟後g0ng甄嬛传一样满满的心机,泡沫绿茶跟她的12345678嫔妃一定不会让我这麽好过

林萱“林依依!!!!给我把这si狗扔掉!你看都把你妹妹用成啥样了!!!”

林萱“不!你们不能抓我!都是她们胡说八道!”

很快动保团t来了,看到受伤的狗狗直接逮捕林萱,而秦安这时也恰好的补刀

就这样,为期四天三夜的拍摄即将开始

“终究是错付了!!”

“…”

林萱作势要打我,二哈冲上去帮我挡住,力气可不小,打的地方完全红肿,而且脚好像骨折了,二哈这时发动了大招!!!鬼哭狼嚎!!

“汪!”

主持人“接下来请大家取名,但要注意的是,分组的名字是用ch0u的,所以你们的名字可能是由其它组取的“

当时孟婉林以“我不知道为何我的好姐妹会这样、她平常很好的“、“我跟他感情很好,为什麽要把我们分开“做作的小白莲花人设,在搭配人畜无害的脸,导至很多人曲解事实的去辱骂

最终我们这组是梅花组,李圆涛&孟文婉部队组,李涛&宋崇江哈士奇,婷敏娟&宋枫江元气组

“阿,大婶你啥时练了狮吼功阿,耳鸣了!”

“二哈!今晚拆家!”

“我怎麽了!我心怀天下,梦想征服每个人,朕的江山,总就会跟後g0ng佳丽三千一样多”

“我会乖乖的,把东西都让给妹妹的”

“汪汪汪汪”不要

“ai情不分年龄,你妹也是”

结果二哈就这样逃走了,它挥挥手掌,就这样不带走任何人

“妈妈我错了,可以不要一直打狗狗吗“

而玛丽苏完全忘了还有人在,直接扑上来,尖锐的指甲划伤我的眼睛,鲜血直流至地板

“嗯,看来si定了”

男二“看来你还是心中有我阿,不过逞罚还是免不了喔”

我&婷娟心想是气到高血压

而原主也是听到孟婉林的诉苦,勇敢的去对峙,没想到被暗箱c作,她姐事情摆好隐藏摄影机,再搭配她的演技,原本劝分现场被变成复合,林依依最终变成了她们py的一环,被她男友乱刀砍、网爆,最终抑郁在家

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