睡了前女友该怎么办()(2/5)

于是董主播就开始了漫漫追妻路~

瓜:“桃桃!我想谈恋爱了”

作为一名优秀的学生,别人去食堂的时候,董卿在图书馆;别人去体育馆的时候,董卿在图书馆;别人谈恋爱的时候,董卿依旧在图书馆。作为董卿的死党,朱迅在认识她的第一周就认定了她是不可能脱单的,至少在大学是不可能的。

瓜:“我只有谈了恋爱才能证明修霞是真的!”

桃:“不,你等等,什么叫我们这个年龄的人?!”

桃:“乘胜追击啊,直接约人家出来”

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董卿回到宿舍,炫耀似的把周涛的微信给朱迅看,朱迅不可置信扯了根狮子毛,换来了她嫌弃的眼神:“嘶~朱十七你脑子没事吧?”朱迅仍处于见了鬼的状态:“你不会真的要脱单了吧。”董卿笑了笑:“肯定比你先。”

桃桃是董卿在磕修霞的时候遇见的姐妹,董卿靠着写得一手优秀的修霞文加了这位大佬,平时也能要到一些不可外传的修霞甜饼。

瓜:“大恩不言谢!”

周涛睨了一眼董卿:“董大主播是准备睡了就跑?”

瓜:“我不敢……”

桃:“三宅一生吧”

“我去吃午饭。”董卿随便找了个理由,“你一般在十一点就吃午饭了?”周涛有些奇怪,她尴尬地咳了咳:“我没吃早饭,现在去吃早午饭。”周涛对这个女生挺有好感的,收起电脑站起来:“我正好也没吃早饭,一起去吧。”

这天董卿又准备在图书馆里泡一天,忽然有人拍了拍她的肩膀,她转过头去,“同学,我可以和你坐一桌吗?”那人笑着问,董卿相信一见钟情了,她喜欢上了这个人。

董卿气鼓鼓地打开手机,熟练地登录小号,打开一个微信聊天界面

瓜:“这样会不会太突然了?”

“咱俩复合吧。”董卿脱口而出,周涛瞪着董卿:“你说分就分说合就合?”董卿真诚地盯着周涛:“我是认真的。”随即又小声补了一句“明明是你要分的嘛。”周涛“哼”了一声:“我说分你就分是吧,那我不答应你听不听?”董卿笑了笑:“我听你的。”在周涛即将发作前赶紧补了一句:“那我就等到你答应为止。”

董卿鼓起勇气要了周涛的微信,头像是非常阿姨风的海景,名字简单粗暴“周涛”,董卿甚至连备注都不用改。董卿的头像是一只q版大闸蟹,名字是“77”,周涛把备注改成了“卿卿”。

瓜:“像你们这种年龄的人喜欢什么牌子啊?”

桃:“你是想让我帮你谈恋爱吗?!”

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瓜:“好歹你谈过,快教教我”

桃:“恭喜啊”

桃:“是你在追女朋友!难道是等人家约你吗?”

瓜:“好像是这个道理”

桃:“谈是谈过,没过多久就分了”

董卿自认为现实中的自己,在理性与感性之间是属于理性的,她从不相信什么一见钟情,也从来没有谈过恋爱。结果,她遇见了周涛。

桃:“那你就去追啊,问我干啥?”

瓜:“桃桃!我要到她的微信了!!!”

从去食堂的路上,到吃完饭,董卿一直都属于大脑缺氧,心脏狂跳的状态。朱迅得知董卿想谈恋爱了,结果和暗恋对象吃了一顿饭之后只知道人家叫周涛,考古系的教授,连个联系方式都没都要到,差点笑得背过气。

周涛见董卿没有反应,用手在她眼前晃了晃,董卿连忙说:“可以可以。”周涛就在董卿面前坐了下来,董卿此时哪还看得进书,满脑子都是周涛的笑容。

董卿盯了一页书十几分钟,脑子里依旧是一团乱,算了算了,于是将书放回身旁的书架准备去外面散散心,她听见周涛问了一句:“你要走了吗?”董卿没想到周涛会问自己,周涛自己也吓了一跳。

桃:“这个要看人啊,你试试送人家礼物吧”

董卿在中午迅速买好了三宅一生的香水,然后蹲在周涛的办公室门口。周涛在结束了一天的课后,带着一身疲惫回到了办公室,还没进门就发现了一只蹲在门口的小狮子,她rua了rua董卿的毛,诧异地问:“你蹲在我办公室门口干嘛?”

董卿本来想好的说辞在看到周涛那一瞬间全部忘光了,把手上包装精致的香水塞给她后结结巴巴地说:“那天吧,那天我身体不太舒服,整个人晕晕乎乎的,麻烦您帮我,帮我付钱了。”周涛笑了:“就这事儿啊?你不来找我也都快忘了,下次你不用蹲在门口,我的办公室你随便进。”

第二天,董卿开开心心地翘了自己的课,跑到历史系去听周涛的课,顺便在周涛的学生那里打听到了周涛喜欢什么。

瓜:“我就想来找你要点经验,你不是谈过吗?”

桃:“???”

但是在该买什么的时候董卿犯了难,彩色丝巾,高领毛衣,方框眼镜……为什么给周涛买礼物那么困难啊!!!算了,求助桃桃吧。

瓜:“你说我下一步该咋办呢?”

瓜:“感谢!我要是成功了你随便点文”

思想做斗争时,周涛醒了。

桃:“你不是说修霞不结婚你就不谈恋爱吗?”

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