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的男人没有任何好感算,男人,哦,从现在开始他叫做黑哥,黑哥简单干脆的回答了家旭的问话,现在该我问你了,家旭很难想象那个满嘴盒饭塞得满满的男人是怎么发出来的声音的,却只能轻轻的点了点头,顺便还吞了吞口水,看着眼前的黑哥吃饭他才忽然感觉每天吃的快餐是有那么的美味,你为什么在这样一个小地方开一间小小的零食店,对于一个男人来说,难道不应该有点什么更高的追求的么?听到这里家旭笑了,你以为我不想吗?钱啊,钱是个好东西,没有钱,我拿什么去搞我的追求?靠嘴么?对,就是靠嘴,黑哥三两口吧饭盒里最后剩下的那点饭全都吞进自己的肚子里,满足的打了个饱嗝,你需要钱,我可以给你钱,但是前提是,你要为我工作三年,三年内,你不能离开,也不能辞职,必须时刻跟在我身边,有特殊情况在特殊对待,如何,你同意么?他刚刚说到这里家旭猛地跳了起来,大哥,我真不好那个,真的,你看你条件这么好,长得这么帅,应该很有市场才对,干嘛找我这么个不是同好的啊,对不对,嘿嘿,家旭一边挥手一边赶快澄清自己不好男色这个事实,他算是看出来了,原来这男人是个死基佬,怪不得昨天那么看着我,原来是看上小爷了,赶快把这男人弄走,也不知道他身上会不会有病啊,会不会传染啊想到这里还不由自主的瞄了一眼黑哥正在享受的那一杯龙井茶,早知道就不给他泡茶了,浪费了我的好茶啊,肉疼谁知道黑哥仿佛知道他心里怎么想的一样,一脸的不屑,你以为谁都和你一样龌龊么?黑哥我也不好那个,看中你是因为你的人品,你以为就你那长相,黑爷我能为了你换了口味么?我也就直跟你说了,三年之内给我当助手,帮我处理一些小事情,放心,不是你想的那些违法乱纪的事儿,也不是传销,黑爷我是先生,专门作法驱邪看阴宅风水的,哦,神棍,家旭脑海里第一时间i想到的就是这个词,滚蛋,黑爷飞起一脚奔着家旭的下盘就踢了过来,黑爷我是有真本事的,别废话,你就说你干不干吧,那不就是骗人嘛,我不干,说完家旭扭身坐回了椅子上,确实,让家旭骗人这事儿难了点,从小到大就连捡到一毛线都想着交给老师的人,让他骗人当神棍去确实难了点,更何况是跟眼前这么个明显三十多岁,一身名牌还邋里邋遢的冒牌神棍,在家旭心里,就这个造型就是个不专业的神棍黑爷微微一笑,好,就看好你这种一脸正气的感觉,谁看都觉得你实在,好赚钱啊,家旭一脸的怪异啊,横着我长这一张正儿八经的脸还有当神棍的潜力了?黑爷那边不管家旭想的什么,又开口说话了,别的不用你管,你只负责帮我开车拿东西就可以了,放心,黑爷我是周易协会的正式会员,正经的官家出身,不是骗子的,小伙子,不要怕家旭现在心里直打鼓,这玩意要谁谁不怕啊,好好地在家开店,进来个男人就说你骨骼惊奇,是个拯救世界的好苗子,现在就要带你出道,你能信么?反正家旭是不信,更何况是周易协会这种地方,靠,老骗子集中营啊,虽然家旭也知道还是有一些老人家,老前辈是有真本事的,但是,眼前这个明显不是啊,家旭这边正在排腹黑爷,那边黑爷小眼睛一翻,嘿嘿一笑说道;月薪百万,月初开工资,先拿工资在上班,签合同,第一手先给你开一年的,咋样?本以为家旭会激动地要死,结果家旭坐在那一动不动,一种看傻,逼的眼光看着他,这种条件谁信啊,你以为天上掉馅饼么?真当我傻?谁知道黑爷直接拿出钱夹子,明显今天是带了的,还有可能是为了在家旭面前显示实力,故意带的,打开钱夹里面真心晃瞎了家旭的眼睛,一排一排的金卡一闪一闪的,随手抽出一张递给家旭到,拿去刷,什么时候钱到你账上什么时候你跟我上班,那姿态,说不出的潇洒,就好像土豪包二奶一样,拿去刷,不够爷这还有,谁知道家旭翻了个白眼,一点都没给他面子,你这又是在哪偷来的卡?等我去银行刷的时候警察集体冲出来给我按倒说我盗窃?我说黑哥,咱们别闹了,我其实就想知道您那一滩黑水儿是怎么弄得,黑爷听到这里本来想发火的表情直接平淡了下来,把卡往桌子上一放,问道,你想学么?想,家旭坦言承认道,这东西跟魔术一样,挺神奇的,他当然有好奇,可谁知道就这么一学,就彻底坏了事儿,只见黑爷把手往桌子上一放,一滩水迹缓缓的出现在桌子的正中央,水机不断地扩大,眨眼功夫就覆盖到了黑爷手掌大小,黑爷抬起手,说到,你现在想让它干嘛他就会干嘛,不信你就试试,家旭两眼一直盯着黑爷的手没动过,他很确定黑爷的袖子里没藏东西,并且,黑爷的手在抬起来以后就干的,根本就不湿,这玩意很神奇啊,家旭不由得好奇心猛涨,盯着那一滩黑水说道;我让干嘛就干嘛?我让他站起来给我磕个头它能起来是怎么的?话音刚落,只见那一滩黑水快速凝结成一个小人的形状,站立起来直接对着家旭跪下磕了两个头家旭呆了,这完全毁掉了他二十多年的人生观啊,水迹不但变形了,还听他的话,起来磕头了这不可能,这太不现实了?此时此刻家旭觉得他是疯了,昨天来了个疯男人,今天被传染的自己都疯了,这一定是幻觉,绝对是,黑爷见家旭蒙在了那里,趁热打铁说道;你也不用惊讶,这类的小玩意自古民间就有,只不过从来都不让大众知晓,你知道的,群众都是愚昧的,被他们知道了这些玄门的东西,对他们是没有好处的,难道你觉得让群众遇到问题就去求神拜佛这合适么?说完,还一脸诡异的盯着家旭的脸看着,嘴角那缕嘲笑,傻子都看得出来

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