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说者无意,秦芜却听者有心,心里默默分析猜度现状,不想这二位牛头马面聊骚的正带劲,前头就传来了呵斥的声音。

秦芜也不由好奇,视线跟随着身边的牛头马面,看向奈河桥头孟婆摊边的鬼影。

语调阴冷,拉的老长,即便自己浑身没得一丝热气,秦芜听来还是忍不住打了个冷颤。

边上被警告了的20202029忙忙正了神色,赶紧挥动着手里的钢叉、铁链,驱赶着秦芜这一队的新魂来。

“唉!单身狗鬼伤不起啊……”

随着

不不不,她怎么就这么不信呢,自己怎么嘎的?

紧接着,一道陌生的浑厚声音插入:“嘘,赶紧的别再说了,你们两个新来的也是胆子够大的呀!”

原来是前头一队押解的牛头,见自己身后两位同僚聊骚的带劲,且声音还越来越大,押解编号为502010的牛头就摇着硕大的脑袋,一脸不认同的探头过来,好心的插话打断。

“嘿牛兄弟,我听说你喜事将近了?不知牛兄弟哪日宴客娶亲啊,到时候弟弟我也上门讨杯喜酒喝喝。”

新上任没多久,第一次派发勾新任务的牛头惴惴不安,一双大牛眼警戒防备的望着奈何桥的另一头,矗立在孟婆汤水摊子旁站着的所谓厉害痴情王,编号2020,2029两位牛头马面心里有些惴惴不安。

她这是嘎了,所以魂归地府啦?

只可惜,对方整个鬼都隐没在黑雾中,见不得真面,只除了黑雾里偶尔闪过的金光,别的再不得见,好奇的秦芜有些失望。

嗯,实在想不出,现实却逼她面对残酷。

“嗨,谁说不是呢,人间缺姑娘,咱下头为了人间的平衡,就得使劲的把姑娘往上头送,好姑娘都争着抢着去上头了,咱们下头也缺呀!”

“走走走,赶紧走,莫要耽搁时辰……新魂到,入九幽,上了黄泉路,过了奈何桥,喝了孟婆汤,赎清满身孽,你们的鬼生就到头了,前尘尽忘,该投胎的投胎,该入渡刑的渡刑,走走走,快些走,莫要耽搁自己的时辰啦……”

不应该呀!

秦芜步履沉重,走的那叫一个心事重重,在牛头马面阴森恐怖的唱喝中,夹杂再偌大绵长新鬼队伍里的秦芜心里泛苦,终是一步步上了奈何桥,又一步步下了奈何桥,瞄了眼桥下漆黑滚滚的黄泉水,听着黄泉水里的鬼哭狼嚎,秦芜定了定心神,最后一脚坚定的踏上黄泉地面。

20202029:“尊嘟假嘟?”

“502020,502029你们的心可真是大呀!不怕告诉你们俩,先前我有幸跟502019马面前辈哥搭过伴,人家2019马老哥可是跟我说过的,咱们这押解新鬼的差事可不简单,喏喏,前头马上要上奈何桥了,两位新来的兄弟哎,你们瞧见桥那头孟婆那摊子边上那浑身绕满黑气的鬼了没?哥哥可告诉你们,那可是猛鬼王!我可是听前辈们科普过的,那位可是个厉害的家伙,据说是受了情伤,为此在这奈河桥头等待了三千年啊,结果忒惨,根本没等到人,好家伙,这货就黑化啦!最是见不得人家姻缘美满,琴瑟和鸣,据说要是让他遇着了定然会使坏!砸了你的饭碗都是轻的,2020你还想不想要这份公务员工作?还想不想安稳的完成这趟差事回去好好成婚啦?”

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“没事没事,老弟放心,你嫂子还有几个鬼闺蜜,到时候你来喝喜酒,哥哥我定让你嫂子给你牵线搭桥。”

仿佛是在应正自己内心猜测一般,自己边上走着的这二位牛头马面兄,探头朝着前头领路的黑白无常看了一眼,见二位大人并没有关注他们这后头,这二位就聊骚起来。

秦芜心如鼓噪,自己这算是怎么回事?

猝死?突然疾病?地震?入室抢劫?

“那是那是,咱们哥俩关系不一般,牛哥,到时候小弟还想劳烦嫂子给小弟我也介绍个媳妇呢,哥哥啊,你是不知道啊,如今莫要说是人世间,便是咱们这九幽黄泉,幽魂不断,找媳妇也是老大难啊!”

眼前所见所闻不由让秦芜怀疑,感情自己真嘎啦?这是真的走了黄泉路入地府啦?

体,惊恐的视线再随之落到牛头马头的手上,秦芜终于明白,刚才一直扰的自己不得安宁的声音,原是这些牛马兄们手中甩动的铁链在作怪。

“哈哈哈,那是自然,你我兄弟既然能当上这公差,还能分到一处上班那就是缘份啊!哥哥我办喜事,别鬼不通知,定是要通知老弟你的,哈哈哈,放心放心。”

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