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睡懒觉和工资不能两全啊，看来我必须要想点办法才行……时隔了五年之久，织田作之助再一次开始为养家感到烦恼。



安吾也拿起自己的公文包，一边和织田作先生一起往玄关走去一边露出无奈地笑意：“真是的，织田作先生也太惯着他了……”



“明明就是赖床不想上班，别说的好像你在坚持什么伟大理想一样啊！”安吾掀开枕头企图再次把人叫起来，但是太宰已经闭上眼睛，任凭安吾怎么摇晃他都能面不改色地继续睡下去。



安吾已经在埋头工作了，虽然侦探社的工作远没有异能特务科繁忙，但是他似乎习惯于尽早把所有工作都做好，然后在临下班的几个小时空闲下来和同事们聊天或者看书看报。



不过也有很多时候他空闲不下来，因为还有一个工作拖延症患者太宰治在。



织田作之助已经习以为常了，他拎着上班时的公文包，看起来似乎准备出门了：“我今天上午要出外勤，可以给国木田说太宰和我一起。”



“太宰！一份结案报告你到底要拖多久才能开始动笔！”国木田说着拿出一张只写了一行字的报告书直接拍到太宰面前：“而且你写的这都是什么东西？‘今日无事发生’？谁教你这么写报告的！今天你必须把这份报告给我好好写完不可！要不然你就不许下班！！！”



“国木田君太过分了……就这么像对待俘虏一样把我绑起来……我的腰被绳子勒得好痛……”



”



安吾愣了一下，然后又忍不住笑了：“每天都请半天假吗？那一个月下来工资岂不是也要扣掉大半？”



这种烦恼一直持续到中午，终于睡饱了的太宰伸着懒腰找了过来，他们两个一起去委托人那交了差，然后才卡着下午上班的时间慢悠悠赶到了侦探社。



安吾非常无语地抬头看了一眼时钟：“距离下班还有半小时，加把劲儿，太宰君。在下班之前把报告写完吧，今天晚上不是说还要去p喝酒？”

“我就不用了，织田作先生，七点半起床对我来说其实也是一个比较舒适的时间。”安吾连忙拒绝了，说到一半他又忍不住露出个笑来：



安吾合上手里的推理小说叹一口气：“那你倒是好好把报告完成啊？只需要一个小时就能做完的工作为什么非要拖上三天？”



对啊，如果工资只剩下一半的话肯定就不够花了，太宰每天都吵着要买螃蟹就一笔不小的开销，安吾的藏品室还空荡荡的，想要填满肯定也是需要钱的。



太宰被绑在椅子上动弹不得，于是故意趴在桌子上发出软绵绵的假哭：



无奈地叹一口气松开手，安吾转身看向站在门口的织田作之助：“织田作先生，这下怎么办？”



安吾：……



想也知道这个家伙肯定没睡着，只不过是仗着有人收拾烂摊子在耍赖而已。



本来安吾只是在打趣织田作先生的，没想到他听了之后竟然真的认真思考起来，片刻之后他开口了：“那就直接请事假，这样就不用找理由了。”



安吾：……



就比如今天，因为没写完结案报告太宰又被国木田拿绳子绑到椅子上去了。



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在这之后安吾就急匆匆赶去上班了，但是织田作之助却在出外勤的整个过程里都时不时会想到这个问题。



说完那些话的国木田就急匆匆地离开了，他的任务计划还有几项没有完成，为了这个混蛋太宰他又耽误了五分钟的时间。



眼下似乎除了这样也没有其他更好的办法了，安吾只好也从床上下来准备和织田作先生一起出门：“那一会儿上班我就这么跟国木田先生说吧。唉，几乎每天早上都要上演这么一出，太宰君都多大了还是个起床困难户……”



“因为……如果提前动笔的话这份报告就只能我来完成了，但是拖下去的话也许国木田君最后会忘记这件事……”太宰趴在桌子上往安吾的方向看过去，单看他这张脸还是非常可怜的：“我赌这是一份不用完成的工作，但是没想到最后却失败了……”



“而且每天早上太宰君都以各种各样的理由不见踪影就够可疑的了，要是再加上一个我，恐怕过不了多久你请假的理由就要用光了吧？到时候怎么办？”



所以你每次拖延工作的时候都是这么想的？你到底是在上班还是在玩狂/赌之渊？



织田作之助抬头认真地看着安吾几秒钟，然后忽然开口：“安吾，你想睡懒觉也是可以的，我可以跟国木田说我们三个今天早上一起出外勤。”

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