第266章 怒赚两块八 。(2/2)

&esp;&esp;震惊小息壤一整年。

&esp;&esp;佘蓝铃:“鲧和大禹治水有功,息壤你治土有功,合情合理!”

&esp;&esp;不就是诚心吗?简单!

&esp;&esp;怎么有求财的?

&esp;&esp;【不止百亩地,神仙姐姐说了,是周边百亩,也就是说,还有煤矿采空区的地上面积没算。地上面积怎么也得有个三千多亩地吧?】

&esp;&esp;佘蓝铃认真地说:“可是这一次填充地底与治理土地污染,都只有你一个神来完成,那么功劳就是归你。”

&esp;&esp;息壤有些为难。

&esp;&esp;这玩意不是就图个仪式感吗?

&esp;&esp;【支持立庙!】

&esp;&esp;【看我上个电子香——】

&esp;&esp;息壤没有庙。

&esp;&esp;——“求暴富!最好躺着数钱!”

&esp;&esp;息壤话没说完,就被佘蓝铃握住了手。

&esp;&esp;——这种app搞的是按比例兑换,越到后面兑换比例越高。

&esp;&esp;“啊?这么快就结果了?我记得不是还有两分钟吗?”韩雨良困惑地拿起手机,收了水果。放下手机,刚拿起笔,手机又震动了。

&esp;&esp;……

&esp;&esp;【这到底是什么人美心善的好神仙啊,顺手就把土地污染给治理了。百亩地!啊啊啊!!!可以重新种地的百亩地!!!】

&esp;&esp;他手边放着他的手机,上面挂着一个农场app游戏,就是那种用“种一个橘子提现一块钱,种一个西瓜提现五块钱”把人骗进来,实际上只有一分钱的游戏。

&esp;&esp;息壤仔细感应了一下这个人的生平,然后眼睛一亮。

&esp;&esp;【这声神仙姐姐真没叫错。】

&esp;&esp;进账001元。

&esp;&esp;然后,手机震了一下。

&esp;&esp;息壤顿时干劲十足:“我还有不少神力!我还能治土!”

&esp;&esp;佘蓝铃:“真的!”

&esp;&esp;不领白不领,摘了。

&esp;&esp;息壤:“本来不该这般慢的。只做填充一事,一两个时辰便够了。我看你们这边土地太脏了,给你们重新清理了一下。也没多做,就把周边百亩地……”

&esp;&esp;进账001元。

&esp;&esp;这么挂一天,也能赚个三毛五毛的,是卑微的小漫画家的收入来源了。

&esp;&esp;韩雨良:?

&esp;&esp;突然一道金光落下。息壤吓了一跳,急忙退后两步,看清那道金光后,瞪大眼睛:“香火?你们建庙这么快的吗?”

&esp;&esp;进账001元。

&esp;&esp;韩雨良完全没想起来那柱香:“bug了?”

&esp;&esp;然后……

&esp;&esp;【主播还是矜持了,搁我我当场磕几个响头,就当平时拜神了。】

&esp;&esp;息壤这才露出笑容来,神色雀跃:“真的吗!”

&esp;&esp;当下就要去下一个矿。

&esp;&esp;息壤本身也不觉得自己该有庙,治水之功重在鲧和大禹,而不是祂一个宝物。祂在楚地有一个祠,祂认为有那么一个祠祭拜祂就够了。

&esp;&esp;各地与治水有关的祭祀和纪念对象是“鲧、大禹”这类治水人物。被纪念垂名的是他们,而非息壤本身。

&esp;&esp;祂不管财富啊……祂管的是农耕命脉、地脉繁衍,还有降雨、镇洪堙水这些。

&esp;&esp;息壤看不见弹幕,祂听到立庙这个话,难免露出了踌躇之色:“我?立庙?不太合适……”

&esp;&esp;也震惊了主播一整年:“啊?电子香也算?”

&esp;&esp;一道道代表着香火的金光落下来,息壤高高兴兴都给吸收了,然后陷入沉思。

&esp;&esp;息壤本来并不奢望太多,祂只是很高兴能够拥有自己的庙,哪怕是小庙那也是庙。祠庙虽然经常被连在一起说,但祠和庙终归是天差地别的。

&esp;&esp;韩雨良上了电子香求财之后,继续低头画漫画。他是个漫画家,不是很有名那种,就画点不温不火的漫画,赚点不温不火的稿费。

&esp;&esp;息壤愣了愣之后,忍不住又笑了起来。而后,祂告诉佘蓝铃:“只要诚心上香,我就能收到香火。不一定需要上香之人去庙宇。不然那些在家中供奉神像的人,岂不是白白用功?”

&esp;&esp;这下好了,现代网友本来就爱凑热闹,一听到息壤这么说,立刻开始上电子香了。

&esp;&esp;但是这香火看上去好激动好热情,上这柱香的人肯定也很激动和热情,祂不满足对方是不是不好?

&esp;&esp;息壤还在犹豫,倒是守卫息壤的两条龙用力点头,非常赞同佘蓝铃的话。

&esp;&esp;韩雨良盯着手机屏幕按了一天,手都快抽筋了,怒赚两块八。

&esp;&esp;拿起手机一看,水果又成熟了。

填充了好几天。

&esp;&esp;……

&esp;&esp;他居然有个农场!那太好了!让他的农场丰收!这样就是求财成功了!

&esp;&esp;佘蓝铃:“谢谢你!真是太谢谢了!我们会给你立庙的!”

&esp;&esp;好在他不结婚没孩子,一人吃饱,全家不饿。

&esp;&esp;这是一个大型煤矿,采空区总面积达到16071公顷。

&esp;&esp;——相当于241065亩地。

&esp;&esp;直播间也震惊了:【真的假的?要是真的,我以后可就不去庙里了。】

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&esp;&esp;而现在,祂的庙还没着落,倒是先有香火了。

&esp;&esp;息壤:?

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