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死的彻彻底底,再睁开眼睛,就到了须弥之境,成为一个色鬼阿飘。

苍耳也小声骂了一句:“确实有病。”

作者有话说:

老板娘:“不是。”

可不曾想,她一时不察,竟陨落在里面了。

“她觉得,这个连盒饭被撞洒都不发火的演员,和自己一样可怜,上网查了一下他的资料后,就成了他唯一的粉丝。”

而且,听说轮回转世,性别是不固定的。

“大家伙儿听听,这事儿荒唐不荒唐?他一个十八线开外的小演员,连名字都没人记得,居然还有粉丝?他自己听了都觉得是个天大的笑话。”

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“您说这日子,换谁能扛得住?然后就是一个星期前,她在午夜街头和龙套演员偶遇,不小心把人家盒饭撞洒了,孙倩说对不起,龙套说没关系,事情就这样结束,龙套只将其当成一个小插曲,可在孙倩眼里,这份不经意的温柔,却成了她黑暗日子里的一点光。”

万一她变成了他,岂不是会遗忘自己的初心?

“嗤……”

老板娘发出不以为意的嗤笑。

老板娘从自怨自艾中惊醒,怒骂一声:“神经病啊!”

她为了在生日当天,送给法官一份看得过去的礼物,跑进了时空之井,打算弄个紫光鳞出来,本以为凭她的本事,肯定手到擒来。

nbsp;说的完全正确,她就是死在了四十岁生日的前一天。

她不甘心啊,明明马上就可以睡到法官了,好不容易心动男嘉宾没出问题,自己出问题了。

老板娘斜睨了他一眼,“你是不是以为他是为了救人才死的?”

这股子幽怨劲,估计这辈子都散不尽了。

“您想啊, 看热闹是咱普通人的天性,他也不例外, 赶紧凑到门口往外瞅,就见对面大楼的天台上, 坐着个姑娘,两条腿悬在半空,悠哉悠哉地晃着,风一吹,那身影看着就揪心。他胆小惜命,不敢凑太近,生怕真出了事砸到自己,心里头替那姑娘捏把汗,又觉得热闹看够了,就打算转身回片场,没成想,麻烦就跟脚后头来了。”

苍耳:“不是吗?”

第394章 匿光

“各位看官, 今天咱不说帝王将相,不聊江湖侠客,单说一段发生在咱身上的亲生经历, 主角——也就是本人,是个跑龙套的演员,连名字都没留下,可身上那点事儿, 听了能让您心里头不是滋味儿。”

不不不,她不要喜欢女人,也不想变成同性恋。

“只见几个消防员同志跑了过来,张口一句话,把他给说懵了,他说:同志,楼上那姑娘是你粉丝,麻烦你过去劝劝!”

“听旁边人跟他解释,他才知道,这孙倩呐,是个苦命人——四个月前,父母出了车祸,双双离世,那肇事司机至今还没抓到,连个说法都没有;三个月前,处了五年的男朋友跟人跑了,插足的不是别人,正是她掏心掏肺对待的好朋友;两个月前,公司来了个空降经理,没干正事,反倒对她动手动脚,她受不了这份委屈,就干脆辞了职;一个月前,她去医院检查,查出了癌症,虽说还是早期,有得治,可她手里头连治病的钱都没有。”

就在老板娘孤影垂怜的时候, 对面茶馆里的说书先生开始说书了。

苍耳疑惑的看向她。

惊堂木一拍,把老板娘和苍耳都吓了一跳。

她声音冷漠:“他上去只劝了几句,就不想再劝了,因为他觉得,自杀的人就不该救,他们自己想死,你把人救回来,其实是违背了对方的意愿的。”

“啪!”

“讲到这儿,可能就有人要问了,这之后又发生了啥?那孙倩到底有没有跳下来?这龙套演员又是怎么没的?咱别急,咱接着往下说……”

“可笑话归笑话,他心里头还揣着点明星的素养——就算再糊,也不能看着粉丝出事。于是他硬着头皮,一步步走上了天台,也终于看清了那姑娘的模样——姑娘名叫孙倩,二十八岁,本该是最好的年纪,可脸上却没半点活气。”

“话说这龙套演员, 打小就上镜,是个童星,长大了没混出什么名堂,就成了片场里最不起眼的群众演员, 您瞅着影视剧里那些没台词、一晃而过的身影,十有八九就是他这样的。可他不恼, 有戏拍就高兴,直到他死的那天,才算真正露了回脸——那天他刚演完个有台词的龙套角色, 正揣着满心欢喜,戏服都没顾上脱,就听见片场外头有人扯着嗓子喊:不好啦!有人要跳楼啊!”

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