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「杰森」站在楼梯上,盯着舞台中间那个正在引吭高歌的布鲁斯·韦恩足足五秒。随即目光如刀般扎在「迪克」身上:“这对吗?”

「蝙蝠侠」神出鬼没的移动到两只互相牵制的健身土豆旁,而布鲁斯回到了他的舞台,音乐如同月光般流淌起来。

但这个「蝙蝠侠」不一样,似乎介于某种薛定谔的ooc中,使我不禁思考着到底谁不对劲,命运、编剧、小丑还是看起来已经被反复捶打至q弹的蝙蝠?

人们悄无声息的散开,我拎着克拉克潜伏回沙发上,杰森跑去和布鲁斯商量歌单,「阿尔弗雷德」则回到了蝙蝠洞,那里还有一只固执的小鸟,而闪电侠和「理乍得」——他们似乎在聊闪电小子。

么是摇滚?”

好吧,「杰森」有点欣赏他的同位体了,起码在品味这方面他们很有共同话题。

天哪,这么看来我和布鲁斯吃得也太好了吧!

“很高兴你又回到了这个世界。”杰森的手把同位体的后背拍得很有节奏感。

08

我算了算人数,合理怀疑「红罗宾」正在某个摄像头背后阴暗的盯着我们。

杰森在台上伴奏,一边狂甩脑袋一边弹电吉他,我窝在沙发里思考乐高积木蝙蝠车算不算蝙蝠车。

自欺欺人,老管家巧妙的将镜头略过影子。

难以想象他的品味已经飞速发展到可以和同位体一桌吃饭的程度了——「理乍得」和「杰森」微微张大的瞳孔就是最好的证据。

这极大的鼓励了热情的小浣熊,他果断抱住冷酷的「红头罩」先生,以一种北极熊或者袋鼠的方式。

蝙蝠侠的每个零件都写着有话要说。但他还是用钢铁般的意志力忍住了——虽然他比较争强好胜,但也不至于要和同位体抢好爸爸称号——当然,如果这个「小杰」要在「多元宇宙最棒蝙蝠侠」评选中投他一票布鲁斯也是完全不介意的。

“我们那边哥谭夜里就这响动,热闹得咧——他刚刚现写了一首歌给这里的「杰森」,似乎是抒情歌,谢天谢地。”

「夜翼」打算说些什么了,大概这就是他当大哥必须付出的代价,但杰森比他更快:“老兄,你看上去比我酷多了!”

他真应该去上大学,这对心理健康方面实在大有裨益。

布鲁斯向「蝙蝠侠」递去了坚定的眼神,而「布鲁斯」终于猛的发现自己忘了问同位体当时说的是什么了!

09

「阿尔弗雷德」早就架好了摄像机,这么活泼的布鲁斯少爷可不多见。虽然他自己家的「布鲁斯」已经潜入阴影,只露出半只拖鞋。

无意炫耀,朋友们,摊手jpg

「迪克」只是拍了拍弟弟的肩膀,把说些好听话的机会留给了老父亲。

不过有一件事我很确定,此「杰森」看起来还有无数个星辰大海要征服,根本不会愿意呆在家里老老实实的打游戏。

他拎着大蓝鸟气势汹汹的走到了巨大的复活派对冰淇淋蛋糕前——标准的那不勒斯三色冰淇淋,上面写着——“祝贺【杰森·陶德】传奇归来!”

如果是已经被生活炸过的杰森·陶德,就很难有这种神态了。「红头罩」不由发自内心的疑惑这家伙的年龄。尽管他们可以恰如其分的平视彼此。

没有钢铁之躯甚至此刻还有点儿困的「夜翼」瞪着蓝眼睛连连点头:“对的对的。”

僵硬的「红头罩」已经来不及逃跑了。

他希望那是一句警世名言,可惜现在联系「闪电侠」显然已经来不及了。

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派对的主角登场,人们自然而然的汇聚,「阿尔弗雷德」、布鲁斯、杰森、闪电侠、克拉克、我、以及自己从影子里冒了出来的「蝙蝠侠」。

07

此话一出,「红头罩」的良心不由死灰复燃了几秒。因为他发现「迪克」已经困得变成了白痴的现实:“好吧,让我们加速。”

我愿将其称之为人群中闪闪发光的坏男孩气质。

06

托多元宇宙的福,我一直认为蝙蝠侠是个健谈的品种,带上猫耳朵的家伙很会唱歌,哥谭的夜晚总是叮铃哐当。而穿上西装的布鲁斯很会在公众面前讲些喵喵咪咪的废话,使同行怒发冲冠。

“谢谢?”「红头罩」觉得自己该说点儿有礼貌的词语。

古怪的开场,但「杰森」奇妙的被恭维到了。可能因为这个和他面容相同的家伙看起来过得还不错。

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