134、番外:发生在腐国的那些事儿(上)(2/2)

打穿了……肾?

“哈维!你在cici这里,我就知道你是一定不会亏待自己的,我的好兄弟!”

“中午好cici小姐,您……”有足够能填饱我肚子的肉么?

哈维先生愉快地享用了一顿午餐,当然,在整个用餐过程中只要无视亚瑟瞪视的眼神,他就是愉快的。

把冰箱里昨天从俞正味那里拿回来的卤猪耳拿出来,快刀切成片状。

迈尔斯一脸兴奋地从楼下跑了上来。

当兔肉从烤箱里拿出来剥开锡纸的时候,浓烈的香气让正直的哈维先生再也忍无可忍了,那一天恰好也是哈维先生因伤暂停工作的第一个周末,上帝啊,他在医院里吃了整整三天的流质食物,回家就要面对这样可怕的考验,也许让极度饥饿的罪犯闻着cici小姐做菜的香味也会是很棒的逼供手段,至少哈维先生已经决定屈服了。

在自己只能吃流质食物和全麦面包的时候,我的邻居在用上好的鸡胸肉喂她们的猫。

这些肉片用油加辣椒蒜苗一炒就是一盘非常美味的回锅猪耳片,香辣又脆口,卤过的肉再炒制,在软而不腻之外又加了更有层次感的香味,有了蒜苗的辅助,在香辣之外还有清香气,真是让人能多吃好几碗饭。

准备的饭菜不够所有人享用,哪怕沈何夕在做的时候多放了几根胡萝卜,也依然填不饱多出来的这张嘴。

于是金发大胸的绅士先生拎着一个西瓜和一个蛋糕敲开了她那位东方邻居的房门。

看见站在门口的哈维先生,三个小家伙都默默地开始把中间那盆兔子肉往自己的盘子里装。

哈维的脸已经绿了,回想他刚刚吃饭的样子,他怎么也不像是一个受伤的人啊。

“可爱美丽的cici小天使,你忍心让这样虚弱的病人……”迈尔斯用手肘捣了一下哈维的腰间,成功地再次重创他的伤口,“吃着我叫来的外卖么?”

终于有一天,沈何夕的弟弟妹妹集体来过周末,那个比女巫还要神奇的东方女孩儿用烤炉做了一个焖烧野兔肉。

于是我就这样沦为了一个每天都要研究杀人夺肉的病人么?

哈维先生觉得自己惯于拿枪的手已经蠢蠢欲动。

“你受伤了我亲爱的表弟,华夏人的书上说病人只能喝汤。”

意识到这一点的哈维先生觉得自己感受到了全世界的恶意。

站在cici身后的凯瑟琳被迈尔斯夸张搞怪的动作逗的咯咯笑了出来。

“我要吃肉!”

“好的cici小天使,没问题cici小天使。”迈尔斯把凯瑟琳举高高带着小宝贝一起欢呼:“小公主,我未来一个周都有好东西可以吃啦!”

吃饱喝足走到了cici小姐家的门口,哈维先生在内心非常感激这位可爱的东方小姐一直没有提到自己那天晚上的困窘的样子。

不知道为什么,本该高兴哈维先生心里突然有了不好的预感,在未来的一个周时间内,他的预感变成了现实。

沈何夕摇了摇头:“我晚上要打工,如果你们不介意,我可以哈维先生炖一点东西,在我去打工之前你们自己来拿就可以了。”

等等,说的是给哈维炖东西,关你什么事儿啊?亚瑟和弗雷德站在自己姐姐的身边忍不住想要吐槽这个刚刚达成目的就露底了的家伙。

“哈维,我听说你差点被人用枪打穿了肾,我是特意来照顾你的,看来你已经靠你那个幸免于难的肾在cici这里混到饭吃了。”

“cici小天使,我们只要求一顿晚饭就好了,宝贝儿,只要一顿晚饭,一个星期就可以了,我和我的钱包都随时听候您的调遣,我尊敬的公主殿下。”

“……”

虽然我确实是来混饭吃的,迈尔斯你可以不用这么大声说到让整栋楼的人都听见。

“这是cici小姐给我炖的东西。”

抢饭的人来了!

nbsp; 如果只有这些气味的攻击就算了,他还看见过cici小姐拎着鸡胸肉和泰勒夫人打招呼,那些鸡胸肉是买给她们两个人的两只猫的!

迈尔斯趁机抱起凯瑟琳,鼓动着小公主帮着他们一起求情。

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接下来发生的事情是哈维先生这一个月来的第二次噩梦。

沈何夕看向哈维的腰间,应该是腹部被子弹划伤了吧?就这样还吃回锅猪耳?

沈何夕:“……”好吧,至少现在受到二次伤害的哈维先生看起来确实很像一个病人。

没办法,只能加菜。

半弓着腰的哈维先生挣扎了两下,突然想到如果未来一周都能吃到cici小姐做的饭似乎也不赖……这个邪恶的念头一转,他就强忍着对自己厚颜无耻行为的唾弃弱弱地呻吟了两声。

“所以汤给你了!”

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