风花雪月:老妈嫌疑人!行动了!(2/2)

两个人差点撞上,柳小猪的芊芊玉指捏着一个白se的小内内,哭唧唧的看着刘雪:“阿雪,你帮帮人家,我在小风的房间找到的。”

“啊!!阿雪,你,你快来。”

柳小猪眼睛一亮,点了进去,不一会儿就脸红心跳,呸了一声:“太流氓了!”

刘雪错愕无b,怎么可能,不是花花?

“越看越糊涂了,原本认为是小风的,现在三个都有可能的!太危险了。”

这种事情隔三差五都要发生一次,不是小内内就是小罩罩不见,每次都要被柳小猪闹得j飞狗跳,指着三个nv儿凶她们是嫉妒自己身材好,藏自己内k和罩罩。

“nv儿ai上妈妈。”

“呜呜呜呜。。”

刘雪和花花面无表情的快速收拾好,背上书包就出门,留下柳小猪一个人在家里眼含泪光。

喃喃自语:“没道理啊!那个qianbao老妈嫌疑犯为什么不受诱惑?难道她喜欢我平时的慵懒美人形象?”

啧啧称赞着自己的美貌简直是无人能b,连nv儿都被自己x1引了,柳小猪满意的关掉页面,追上了剧。。

然后,打赏了两百块钱。

柳小猪美目发出睿智的光芒,洋洋得意,说:“谈恋ai也是要shang的,说想成为我恋人,不就是想qianbao我吗?唉,美果然是一种罪过,连nv儿都觊觎我的容颜。”

见有人回来,柳小猪捂住自己x口,泪水夺眶而出,“阿雪,帮帮人家嘛,我的内k不见了。”

日子就这么平淡温馨的过去了。。

“怎么了?”

刘雪忍无可忍,冲老妈吼了一句:“吵si了。”

“。。。。”

粉红为基调的房间se彩,像是童话里公主的房间一样,大大小小的玩偶整齐的摆放着,房间里没有任何异样的气味,只有淡淡的馨香。

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刘雪见老妈消停了下来,也就算了,只当这件事到此为止。

“。。。。”

柳小猪0着下巴越想越觉得很有可能,得意的笑了笑:“我一定要让你现出原形!”

刘雪一pgu坐在沙发上,捂着额头深感无力,这个家,感觉就没一个正常人!

然而,三天后。。

眼花缭乱的信息看得柳小猪不时点头认同,同时又暗暗苦恼起来。

经历得多了,刘雪就无所谓了。。

周五放学回来的刘雪,刚打开门就看见柳小猪抱着大玩偶,可怜兮兮的坐在沙发上发呆,一时忍不住好奇:“今天怎么没玩游戏了?”

小风念叨了一遍这个恐怖的新名词,狠狠打了一个寒颤,丢下筷子背起书包就往门外跑:“柳小猪疯了,花姐快点,我在门口等你。”

为了抓到“qianbao老妈嫌疑人”,柳小猪吃完饭之后拿出御用电脑,在网上搜索起来。

刘雪快速的扫视了一遍花花的房间,正准备掀开被整理的整整齐齐的被子时,被自家老妈的尖叫声吓了一跳。

花花明显被吓到了,差点将口中的牛n喷出来,咳嗽几声才飞快地摆着小手:“不是我不是我,妈你别瞎猜了。”

“那你为什么替qianbao老妈嫌疑人解释?”

出来的结果却一个叫透骨的人写的小h文。

柳小猪跟在pgu后面追了出去,两分钟后又垂头丧气的回来,“嫌疑人跑得太快了。”

刘雪面无表情,“你是不是又忘记放在哪里了?”

“真的?”

“小风?”

“啊啊啊啊,救命啊,真的qianbao老妈嫌疑人啊!?啊啊啊啊啊啊,要被小风qianbao啦!”

转身,直接冲花花的房间走去,犹豫了一下,阿雪还是拉开了房门。

“qianbao老妈嫌疑人。。。”

不si心的柳小猪又搜索关键词,“怎么g引喜欢自己的人。”

刘雪怀疑的打量着老妈,见她认真的点头之后,皱起了眉头,轻声道:“居然还真的行动的,我可不能容忍你在我眼皮子底下乱来。”

皱着眉头思索该怎么处理的刘雪很快就被老妈的尖叫闹得心烦意乱。

只是这一次,柳小猪格外的自信,拍着x口说:“没有!我昨天还看见呢,昨天换下来之后就放在床边的小兜里准备今天让你帮我洗来着,可是我刚刚去找的时候就没有了!”

被凶了的柳小猪捂着小嘴儿,小声哭,然后口齿不清的说:“小风什么时候会qianbao我啊?千万不要夜袭,我胆子小。”

刘雪面se一沉,以为这个蠢老妈是崴了脚,或者是被蟑螂之类的小动物给吓到了,立马朝她跑去。

“啊!”

“喂!站住!我知道了,就是你!不准跑!”

“闭嘴!”

“喜欢一个人会有什么迹象。”

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