cater3:恶毒炮灰大放厥词、发情期元帅选择的心仪对象(2/3)

谁料桌椅下,费闫握住了他的手,他声音压的很低,听起来像是重感冒一样沙哑,“去我的房间。

答案很简答,刚才嘉宾自我介绍的时候,费闫浑身快被情欲灼烧地脑子烧坏了,他浑浑噩噩,注意力全部集中在身后骚痒的后穴里,又因为之前刚被狠狠地操干过,情欲加持下,他现在腿软地根本站不起来,想走都走不了。

费闫,帝国第一军团团长,带领军团常年驻扎在帝国最危险的边境,出身延续几千年,据说可以追溯到上任虫王眷属的古老家族,最为在意自己家族的荣誉。

【请你将自己心仪嘉宾的名字写在纸上,然后投进信箱。】

网友a怒骂道,“怎么会有雄虫在恋综提出这么无耻的建议!虫屎!”

“哦,好。”凛月此刻也是心神大乱,顺着费闫的话向节目组汇报了约会地点。

工作人员是一只刚刚成年的雌虫,当被凛月注视着时,他觉得凛月的眼睛仿佛玫瑰般诱惑,不由得看痴了,凛月喊了他喊几声他才如梦初醒般,磕磕巴巴道,“不好意思冕下,您只能写一个人的名字。”

被这样质问,费闫拼命抑制住自己即将泄露的呻吟声,低着头缓缓道,“冕下,这似乎是我的隐私。”

网友c,“在节目上都不屑装一下,可想而知在现实生活中有多糟糕……”

网友b,“你们不觉得工作人员都被他无耻的要求惊呆了吗?无耻。”

网友n+1,“不开玩笑,我刚才截图保存了那一幕,并且把它当成了壁纸,虫神在上,这张照片看得我生殖腔都痒了……”

凛月自己也疑惑,谁会投给自己啊?难道是抖,就喜欢被虐吗?

但偶尔,也会有几条不和谐的言论。

凛月正因为约书亚的愤怒忐忑不安,根本没心思想在哪里约会。

说完,按理说两人就可以离开现场了。

费闫选择了凛月,而凛月为了凸显自己拉蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉的愚蠢人设,填的恰好的费闫的名字。两人互选成功,直接进入自由约会环节。

对于星网上的观众而言,这一举动似乎有着别样的意味。

为什么?

勉强自我介绍已经是极限,费闫根本没心情听他们的自我介绍,因此只记得离自己最近的雄虫,也就是凛月的名字,随手写上的。

凛月顿时升起一股不好的预感。

被他话中的绝望震惊地心脏飞跳,凛月想起了关于这位帝国有史以来战功最显赫的元帅,他的传言。

由于辱骂雄虫,违反了雄虫保护法,该网友迅速被禁言,并且被网管挂在了首页上警告。

轮到凛月时,他咬着笔抬眸,红宝石般的瞳孔望着工作人员,疑惑道,“只能填一个人的名字吗?我有好几个心仪对象怎么办?“

“啊?”凛月下意识伸出手扶住费闫的胳膊,低声询问,“你是感冒了吗?”

费闫拒绝的态度让约书亚很是难看,他颜色难看至极地坐回椅子上,趁着镜头不注意狠狠剜了凛月一眼。

说完,工作人员按着心跳如擂鼓的胸膛,飞奔着跑下台。

票数统计结果五分钟后公布,约书亚5票,另外四只雄虫0票,凛月1票。

于是剩下的言论开始用不那么肮脏的言论辱骂凛月。



工作人员给他们送上纸笔。

结果也很快公布,令所有人大惊失色,选择凛月的竟然是费闫。

网友n,“没有人发现凛月长得超级好看吗?刚才摄像头拍到了他抬眸的瞬间,简直像是美神降临。”

费闫摇头,把声音压的很低,只有凛月能听到,他带着哭腔,似乎陷入了绝望,“我腿软。”

可是费闫根本站不去来,他只能恳求道,“帮我,我……我站不起来。”

星网再次沸腾,纷纷疑惑到底是哪个雌虫脑子有坑,选择了凛月。

首先,需要两人选择一个约会的地点告诉节目组,节目组组织拍摄。

【请嘉宾互选,然后进行自由约会】

p; 在费闫发言之后,节目组发布了第二个任务:

“怎么可能?为什么?”约书亚首先打破了公布结果后,现场死一般的寂静,他没有控制住自己的情绪,略显暴躁的质问费闫。

铺天盖地的谩骂在恋综的屏幕上卷屏。

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节目组没给众人反应时间,颁布了任务三:

网友讨论地热火朝天,凛月他们这边众人简单自我介绍后,也都写完了心仪对象的名字,把纸条投入信箱后,工作人员开始统计票数。

意识到自己的失礼,约书亚勉强收敛起怒意,僵硬地笑着问,“元帅,我想观众和在场的嘉宾们都像我一样疑惑,您为什么会选择凛月呢?”

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