《第二章去他的老天爷》★3★(2/2)

梦雨蝶咽下香气四溢的炒牛r0u，之前的雨蝶公主真的对似樱那麽不好吗？其实雨蝶公主是什麽人她并非不知，说白点，雨蝶公主就是个对侍nv啦、g0ngnv之类的大发公主病。但对外，对娘，对爹，对妹妹，装成娇娇弱弱的小白花，因此常常被欺负，但都故意闷不吭声，引来其他人的同情。说穿了，装成那样的目的…用现代话来说，大概就是…x1引男人？嗯，大概是吧！实际上也是啦！而且还蛮有用的！所以她…粉丝蛮多的？

思考之际，「谢…」谢雨蝶公主还未说完，梦雨蝶又毫不犹豫地打断她，「谢谢呢…就不必了，看你刚刚一直觊觎着我家炒牛r0u，本公主就大发慈悲的分你一些吧！」嗯她应该还没饿到可以把那一整盘吞掉的地步，老师说不能浪费食物！所以就分给她吧！反正吃不完丢掉也是浪费。梦雨蝶座右铭：唾弃食物，万万不得。浪费食物，万万不可！

要是似樱听到她的胡思乱想，肯定当场喷出一口鲜血，喂喂！她x向也很正常啦！别在读者们面前毁了她的清白啊！要知道，这年头g0ngnv不好当啊…唉…她叹。

为啥有种被当成外星人看的感觉？错觉吗？但似樱的眼神怎麽会这麽的奇怪？还有…这目光…有些炽热啊，她该不会不小心ai上她了吧？那怎麽可以！她x向很正常的好不？这是禁忌之恋啊！虽然她不能答应她…但她可以把自家妹妹送给她…这就是俗称的专业卖队友了吧？

你，演得那麽好。」

看着她疑惑的样子，梦雨蝶笑道，「真的啦！啊不然是煮的吗？快吃，再不吃我就把它吃完罗！」梦雨蝶作势威胁她，似樱满脑子问号的坐到她旁边。

雨蝶公主她脑子不是烧坏了吧？又或着是那件是打击太大？怎麽就这样变了个样？谁来告诉她这是在作梦？似樱不禁掐了下自己的脸颊，嗯…会痛！不是作梦！

她有些心疼的看向似樱那明显乾扁的腹部，「以後如果饿的话，一定要跟我说！方府的谁？下次见到他铁定把他打得落花流水！保证让她妈都认不出他！」

一打开门，最先映入眼前的正是似樱，还是看着炒牛r0u垂涎三尺的似樱，跟刚刚正经、恭敬的模样bb看，根本分不出是同个人嘛！那似樱呢？她一见到梦雨蝶便马上跪下，「参见…」

似樱背後一gu冷意，她看着j笑着的梦雨蝶，怎麽有种不好的预感呢？

梦雨琴满脸黑线，表情那叫一个jg彩啊，谁来告诉她怎麽回房间啊！

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她看着似樱不顾形象的吞食完那盘炒牛r0u，说真的，这吃法真有点…豪迈啊…是说这g0ng殿真的这麽没人x吗？连饭都不给吃？她这个做吃货的！她怒！「似樱…老实说，你饿了几天？」

梦雨蝶做好挨骂的准备後，她战战竞竞的伸出手，鼓起勇气推开木门，但她貌似又忘了，自己是高高在上的公主呢谁敢骂她谁找si！喀吱一声，门开了。

似樱无奈一笑，开玩笑！公主从小怕疼，身t又t弱多病，自幼便不学武，道是零零散散的才艺学了一大堆，却都不jg进。怎麽可能打过方府的方大将军？用膝盖想也知道不可能。

总之，既然她这麽娇、这麽蛮、这麽个弱！她，梦雨蝶，是该来帮她做个妥妥的形象大改造啦，保证从今以後梦雨蝶这个名字会在未来无人不知无人不晓！

某樱似乎还傻傻地认为…这个梦雨蝶还是她家公主啊！殊不知眼前的她已经不是以前那个柔柔弱弱的梦雨蝶了，现在这个啊…可是传说中，路见不平，拔刀相助的新一代nv侠｜梦雨蝶！方府是什麽鬼？她呸！听都没听过咧！更何况古代一定没见识过跆拳道的威力！下次见到那什麽…方府？对！就给他点教训！想欺负她的人？门都没有！

话未说完，她现学现卖的模仿着古倾羽的语气，「似樱，不必多礼，先坐着吧。」梦雨蝶赶紧阻止了她，再这样被跪的话她可能都想找块豆腐撞下去了呢！在现代可是不能随便乱跪的啊！就算她穿越到古代，但思想可是正港的二十一世纪人啊！

「啊？公主您忘了吗？方府昨天为解决粮食问题，便让低阶g0ngnv们只吃早餐和晚餐，其他一率不提供饭菜。」啥？方府又算哪根葱！她要为伟大的吃货同胞打抱不平！

「似樱，怎麽了？g嘛一直看着我？」梦雨蝶00自己的脸。奇怪，没东西啊。

但如果是何穗这样跪的话那就另当别论啦！但想也知道，那麽倔强的某穗大小姐怎麽可能跪在一个家境平平的梦雨蝶面前？要等到这麽一天，可能得等到下辈子了吧？

似樱愣了下，「咦？真、真的吗？」

「好啦，我又没怪你，只是下次要小心啊！」梦雨蝶想到什麽後，不小心呛到自己的口水，「似、似樱还在等我呢！小琴掰！」梦雨蝶急急忙忙地跑走，丢下愣在原地的梦雨琴。

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