第二章 出租车内沈顺苦口婆心 哪料司机小哥根本不领情(2/8)

“害,哪能的事儿啊,瞧你说的。小爷本来是个寿星公的命,都是被你这张损嘴给啐没了!”沈顺被肖凯逗乐,笑着骂了回去,没注意到车速放缓下来,“欸凯子你可得听好,这回小爷我啊,算是发达了!哈哈哈哈”沈顺一想到自己手机里顾大少爷的艳照,心情是美得来没了边儿,“这回总算能跟顾珏那王八羔子断了!我是那叫一个心情舒畅啊,想不到我沈顺也有今天!”

沈顺被肖凯夹嗓子的话给真心实意的恶心到了,yue了一声,面上笑容一收,正经起来:“凯子你放心吧,我早合计好了,今晚歇在店里,正好最近月中要做活动,店里人手又不够,跟我一起搭班儿的,喏,就小陈,人考公真上岸了,这周提的辞呈,嚯,别提有多高兴了,我们还闹他要让他请客吃一顿呢,人也不小气,要说请我们吃烧烤呢害,扯远了,总之就是店里要做活动,风叔巴不得我们多上点儿班把小陈的空顶上呢。我都跟风叔说了,今晚再去帮店里做次盘点,再把货架整理了,明天李姐来了就能直接开店了。”说到这沈顺像是意识到什么似的,自以为颇为隐晦地朝司机小哥瞥了一眼,然后对肖凯说:“哎呀我不跟你说了,每次跟你一说准没正经事儿!就问你一句,周末小陈请烧烤你来不来啊,我记得你还给他补习过申论呢,人还问起你呢,我看那意思啊是对你有想法呢,哈哈哈”

“欸师傅,对不住,是我刚刚说错话了,您见谅!这儿离我店里也不远了,要不我还是走过去吧,您也能早点儿收工。”沈顺没急着接电话,摁了静音,瞥了一眼导航上显示距离目的地还有3k,心里肉疼,面儿上倒还是笑着跟师傅赔了个不是。

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借着灯光沈顺看清楚他身上衣服都没标牌,也瞧不出牌子,但沈顺一搭眼就知道那用的都是最好的料子,估计跟顾珏一样都是专门找人订做的,外边儿买都买不到,那才是真正的‘高级货’。

“咳咳”沈顺找着了个由头,就看在小哥刚刚没催他下车、耐心等在店门口让自己打完电话再开的车门锁的份儿上,他作为已经出入社会小五年之久的老大哥,更是有义务要对这初出茅庐的小oga多照顾照顾,“小哥啊”沈顺起了个话头,眼神在人身上乱瞅。

车内空气里不知何时开始散布一股淡淡的血腥气,连嗅觉向来不灵敏的沈顺也闻见了。

对此沈顺自然是千恩万谢,车子开回到公路上继续行驶,他也顺势接通了肖凯的电话。

沈顺听筒声音放得大,在本就安静得要窒息的车里堪比扬声器了。宣柳心里本来就烦着,没想听这茬,奈何他俩声音太大,他基本上算是被按着脑门儿在听了。

“喂,凯哥,咋啦?”

他叫肖凯凯子是打小就有的习惯,谁叫小时候肖凯技不如人没他尿得远呢,愿赌服输就得任他叫‘小凯子’。

“你说这么晚了,咋还那么多人没睡呢?”沈顺意有所指的看向窗外,现在刚好是市中心许多酒吧打烊的时候,喝得个烂醉、三三俩俩拉拉扯扯的醉鬼们在街上借着大雨大声叫骂发疯,还有的喝高兴了‘性’致到了,连房都懒得开,把人拉进阴暗小巷子里脱了裤子就要做一场的,他们透过车内后视镜也瞧见了。

“我去!你个没良心的,终于接啦!你再不接我以为你是寄在顾鳖孙家里,撇下我直接驾鹤归西了呢!”肖凯没好气儿的声音直穿沈顺耳膜,他没忍住将手机拿离耳朵远了些。

宣柳默不作声记下二人名字,手指握紧方向盘,车速进一步放缓。他是把这俩人真当啥坏人了,思忖着惩恶扬善回馈社会,顺带发泄点儿心底郁闷,正犹豫着呢。

哦原来这oga还是个信息素带血味儿的,难怪了,听说有些有钱人玩得特别变态,就喜欢养一些高高瘦瘦的oga拿来折磨,说是不见血就是玩得不够尽兴,如果眼前这个oga信息素是这么个情况沈顺连带着眼神都软了,心里已经脑补出一场og

肖凯一听,没管小陈咋想的,一听见他的顺儿请他吃烧烤,啥也顾不得,一股脑全给答应下来:“那我必须来啊!你跟小陈说啊,有我肖凯在,烧烤那天谁都不准再开酒了,我指定拿点儿真货给大家伙好好尝尝啊。”

哟,好兄弟肖凯打来的。

沈顺瞧见司机小哥有些发青的脸色,知道威慑教育的目的已经达到,这才软了语气,作出一副苦口婆心都是为了人好的样子继续说道:“这大晚上的,又是刮风又是下雨的,咱要不就先歇一宿吧,等明儿一早,到时候上班的上班,上学的上学,咱不愁没人打车没生意。喏,我就是前面那便利店里的一员工,您刚刚也听见了,今儿正好轮着我当班呢,想您开了一天车也累得慌,要不去我便利店里歇歇?店面虽小,但基本啥都有,这可不是我夸大,吃的、用的,还有衣服裤子卖呢。您看看,就当我谢谢您,赏脸进店里坐坐吧。”

沈顺心里头有点儿鄙夷自己狗腿的语气,感觉自己跟肖凯呆久了也沾上他那身狗腿子气了,但毕竟这司机小哥是个oga,还是从不知道哪个富豪政商家里跑出来的,矜贵着呢,自己说话小心点儿也没啥错的地方。

这边儿沈顺正跟肖凯美呢,肖凯问他发生啥了他也不说。肖凯拿他没办法,又问了句:“那你现在是重归单身了,兄弟当然是为你高兴还来不及呢,但是咱们呢,需要面对一个比较现实的问题,那就是顺儿,你今晚歇哪儿呢?欸要不要来我这儿啊,你知道的,人家这儿总是为您敞开的~~”

沈顺嬉皮笑脸回了句知道了,没等肖凯再开口就挂了电话。

沈顺话说完车内是一阵沉默,只有他手机静音后嗡嗡的振动声,终于不知过了多久,司机小哥开了尊口:“没事儿,我还是给你开过去吧。”语气颇有些心气儿没收干净的咬牙切齿。

害这可是兰博基尼的3k啊夜里打车本来就贵,他打到的还是辆专车中的专车,沈顺已经在庆幸幸好分手了,这个月不用还房贷,还能净赚五万,打车费总归是不愁了。

沈顺切一声,肖凯是酒疯子是谁都知道的事情,没打算在这儿跟他争,正要挂电话,却听肖凯又叫了句:“欸!顺儿,看在今天是你大喜的日子上才准你叫的,下次见可别再叫我凯子了啊!记住啊!”

车子已经在便利店门口停下,窗外不知道什么时候起下起了淅淅沥沥的小雨,雨点子落在车前窗上,细细密密的,有越落越大的趋势。

沈顺解了安全带,挠了挠头,他觉得自己是多少沾点儿多管闲事了,又看了眼车窗外没一会儿就被彻底打湿的街道。但这不是下雨了嘛,刚刚他看手机现在还不到凌晨三点,离天亮还有四五个小时去了,鬼知道这段儿时间会发生什么,说什么也不放心让这位司机小哥就这么独自离开。他不知怎么的,心就像被一根细麻绳给吊起来悬到了嗓子眼,就是觉得如果此刻自己就这么走了,他良心简直不安极了。

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