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“哈哈,又不是真的,挺有意思的不是?再说我又不是男的不在意这个,你说她想象力怎么这么丰富,我都不知道原来我还yan痿。”纪元宝是真不在意,虽然她在来之前听了那些传闻也挺生气,可当真见了这小混蛋,看她披着张讨人喜欢的面皮儿进行这番挤眉弄眼煞有介事的jg彩表演之后,她便只觉得这人有趣又可ai,连带着她讲的那些混账故事也不那么可气起来。

头顶传来她解开皮带的声音,木桌半人高,让yjg恰好弹撞在白榆鼻梁上,白榆从来没看见这个东西,艺术家像天生为艺术而生,人也如同从画里走出来一般,就连ji8都是俊美的,健长、硕大、se美,能力更不容小觑,也许是因为没得到满足,此刻雄立得有些许狰狞。白榆张口伸出舌头去尝,艾曦毫不客气地顶入白榆的口腔,闷哼呻叹一声,轻轻ch0u着气享受白榆的含吮,白榆

“还有你这个saob也得做个仿真的出来。”她冷冷地说道,神情不似玩笑,b前面每一句恐吓都真,“这样以后我c那个假的b就可以了。”

“下次该怎么满足你?要我把你直接扒光了绑在花画室吗?”她用力ch0u向nzi,“那算什么作品?艾曦的贴身x1nyuywa?”她之前一向优雅温柔,从没在她面前痞坏成这样,俗鄙的荤话从她嘴里冒出来竟让白榆快感更甚。

他们今天进城就是专门收拾这陆小花来的,本想着大家合伙儿揍这小子一顿解气,可纪元宝不知道哪根筋不对,不让她们动手不说,还气走了蓉妹!

这一天,因着夜袭小寡妇的故事是法可循地用皮带照拂其她被绳缚绷挤的r0ut。

“蓉妹,算了。”

被叫做蓉妹的人是那同济山上土匪寨子的四当家,王蓉;而拦住她的人,正是这故事里夜袭了小寡妇的土匪头子,纪元宝。

“你就别瞎c心了,我看纪元宝已经想好法子收拾这小子了。走吧!我们去找找蓉丫头跑哪儿去了。”一直没有吭声默默观察的三当家在这时出言安抚了气得不清的二当家,还寻了借口将她架走。

“是不是随时都能发情。”这次ch0u的是大腿内侧。

“寡妇穿了个粉红se的肚兜,suxi0ng半露,一对yur如同羊脂白玉般晶莹夺目。这番美景直把个纪元宝看得是垂涎三尺,se授魂与,禁不住便凑上嘴儿去一统乱拱,手也握了自己早就涨y不堪的驴玩意儿往寡妇腿根儿里顶。寡妇得了那肖想已久的yan根,喜不自禁,潺潺小溪似的往外冒水的yhu将她夹了个si紧,两人一涝一旱,倒也配合得天衣无缝。可哪想这土霸王是个外强中g的货se,顶着顶着禁不住夹顿时大泄如注,快到令小寡妇都傻了眼!”

三当家在临走之际似笑非笑地瞅着纪元宝眨眼睛,似乎已经看出了她对这陆小花有意思的小心思。

“哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈!好!好!好!”

“被打也能爽吗?就该让人看看你这副模样。”肚皮挨了一下。

“你还她娘的笑!老子看不下去了……你说这事儿咋办吧?不给她点儿教训是绝对不依的!”

一片叫好打赏声中,王蓉瞅着纪元宝那副始终无动于衷的样子,气得是转身就走。

“大姐,蓉妹说得对,这姑娘小小年纪,满嘴妖言,空口白牙辱你清白,待我掀了她的摊子将她一顿好打,看她今后还敢不敢胡说八道!”听那陆小花喝了口茶的功夫又开始继续讲起了纪元宝与寡妇的sao故事,二当家也受不了了,沙包大的拳头是攥得咕咕作响。但纪元宝却摆摆手笑了,眼睛盯了那人堆里眉飞se舞的陆小花,仿佛完全不放在心上的模样。

纪元宝生得就如这故事里般身高八尺,英气潇洒,可她却完全不像说书人口中那般面目可憎,形容猥琐。相反,她长得很英俊,而且她一身正气,坦荡豪迈,笑起来还有种孩子般的憨厚淳朴。

,可她伸出去的手却被身旁的一个大个子给拉住了。

“算了?你聋啦?没听见她都把你说成条狗了!”王蓉是个火爆脾气,当即就冲纪元宝急了眼,“这个叫陆小花的在城门口打胡乱说不是一天两天了,拜她所赐,咱们寨子都快成为远近闻名的笑谈了。”

只可怜了同她无冤无仇的纪元宝,活生生从一个劫j商济贫弱的匪侠,沦为了欺男霸nv为害一方的猥琐se狼。

直到nzi被ch0u得肿胀不堪,n头糜丽得能滴血,白榆的下t还在接着一gugu喷出水来,艾曦像是终于ch0u累了,指节捏皮带捏得泛白,手垂下的同时皮带也滑落在地。她走近白榆,钳住白榆因痛慰而伸延的脖颈,将白榆的上身往后牵扯,直到头部半悬空,仰支在桌边。

“我今晚就带他们在城里寻点儿乐子,这小子住在城西大庙后面,冤有头债有主,你自个儿去解决啊。”

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说书先生名叫陆小花,在这处龙蛇混杂的城根儿底下说书谋生有一段时日了,虽然挂的招牌是‘古今奇谭’,但她从不说别的,就只ai讲那附近官道上的土匪头子纪元宝欺男霸nv祸害一方最终被打倒的故事。她天天说,月月讲,变着花样儿地编一个个又俗又爽的荒唐故事,而且极其放得开,完全不怯场,人越多她还越来劲儿,故事的h暴程度完全跟着打赏的多少而增减。

二当家叫不住她,急得直冲还听得笑眯眯的纪元宝低声怒骂道:“靠!你这都能忍?!他娘的都把你编排成yan痿了!”

“做成假塑怎么样?听说过倒模吧,把你全身涂满凝胶,再用石蜡覆盖,等凝结后就能拿去灌纸浆塑型,再由我亲自削刻上se白榆身上每一处细节。”

因着陆小花的故事新颖有趣儿,每天她的说书摊位前都聚集了一大帮听众,而她总是一袭青衫手握折扇的打扮,配合她清秀可ai的容貌,完全是和她所说的粗俗故事截然不同的倜傥风流。时间一长,这个反差倒还成了这三教九流之地一道独特的风景。

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