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【准备的那么齐全,少爷差生文具多了属于是】

在等待着鱼上钩的时间,安云就和直播间里面的粉丝聊天,而鱼竿也众望所归,半天了也没有动过一下发挥他钓鱼的职责,仿佛只是一个现代工业的昂贵装饰品一样。

“谢谢这位叫做桃之夭夭的粉丝,真的有心了,谢谢真心感谢,不知道你有没有在看我直播,我给你鞠个躬,阿里嘎多这位桃酱”安云看着纸片很感动,直接将其塞进了自己的小盒子里。

于是他找到了地方打算老老实实钓鱼。

的刀片缓缓划开,里面的东西慢慢的露出来冰山一角,一共是整整六箱天山泉矿泉水,安云对着手机屏幕竖了个大拇指道:“谢谢这位粉丝的无私馈赠,我看我未来十多天应该是都不用找水了”

【上面的不要骗吃骗喝,少爷能钓上一只3的小鱼也算没空军,我相信少爷的实力】

【靠少爷钓鱼,三天饿九顿,只有少爷不是和人一起去水库钓鱼吗,结果隔壁大哥都钓上来三条了,少爷一条都钓不上来,笑死我了】

【还有百分之二十是怎么想的,少年掉的上来鱼我当场把这个鱼竿吃掉】

【能被少爷鞠躬,桃酱我季度你,为什么寄东西的名额只有几个还要抢啊,手速慢的孩子狂怒】

【少爷的自信心我一直都很羡慕的,还有完全不反思自己的反内耗心态】

当然是鱼有问题,鱼竿好人好,鱼坏,不咬钩,所以探险生活每到一个地方,安云都会耍下杆子,等待一只好心鱼咬钩。

【好啊原来就是你小子,那么嚣张你不要命了,冲他!】

“再等等,一定会有鱼上钩的”安云看着鱼竿,语气异常坚定地说道,实际上他现在已经有点饿了,毕竟走来走去选点,之前的搭帐篷,也是需要能量消耗的,今天的快递里面他没有拆出任何的食物,没有钓不上鱼,就代表今天他要饿肚子了。

但是安云相信这绝非自己的问题,但是人没问题,鱼竿没问题,那么到底是什么有问题呢?

【可恶,为什么我的纸片名字没有被念,是因为我写了微信同名所以少爷怕我被网暴吗呜呜呜少爷实在是太爱我了】

说着安云就把这几箱矿泉水像是叠箱子放着了帐篷周围压住脚以防让帐篷被风吹走,随后他找出里面夹着着一张卡片缓缓念道:“少爷,我希望你喝点干净的水,不要喝这些湖里的淡水了,就算煮熟过了还是有很多细菌的啊,我真的心疼,永远爱你少爷,矿泉水直接从原厂派发的快递记录可查,这个纸条让工作人员给我写的,保证没有做过手脚”

【少爷好,用最贵的鱼竿最贵的鱼饵钓鱼,给足了鱼面子,鱼不给少爷面子不上钩,鱼坏】

安云来到海滩边,他翻了翻脚下的沙子,软软的,随后他开始勘察地形,寻找合适的垂钓地点,后来他在一处有着一堆层层叠叠石块的地方找到了,石头很干燥,他翻开一块石头,里面只有粘合着的泥沙,安云猜测这里应该原本有淡水,也生活着一些小鱼小虾,但是干涸了,看来利用小鱼小虾赢过粉丝的计划破产了。

放好鱼钩,安云开始坐在石头上等待,对于钓鱼的热爱,他从小就有,不过从小就开始空军,什么都钓不上来,但是即便如此,他对于钓鱼的热爱从未有过消减,觉得是以前工具不行也没有觉得自己不行,赚钱之后更是拿下拥有永不空军称号的昂贵鱼竿作为自己的钓鱼工具。

【件人好不容易抢上还浪费名额是吧,居然还敢冒头,看我弄不弄你就完事了,今晚不管你等级多少你号必封】

等到转身整理调试自己设备的安云再次转身回来看直播间的时候,直播间已经恢复了风平浪静,无知无觉引起这场血雨腥风的人垂下眼看了看自己的gps,他每隔一会都会检查一下自己的ip有没有发送出去。

安云装配好鱼竿,他自然也看到了直播间的赌局,但是他自信满满地说道:“这次我必然不会让我的百分之二十多的那部分粉丝失望,这位叫我吃吃吃的粉丝到时候就等着吃鱼竿吧,我寄过去给你吃”

但是,感觉这个地方磁场很不稳定,发出去的ip每次都要延迟好一会,明明以前都没有这种情况,难道是用的时间久了所以不抗造了,也许是时候换一批新的设备了。

【一定有鱼上钩的】

虽然不空军了,但是他从来都没有钓上过什么好东西。

安云没有在意这个小插曲,或者说是下意识的忽略了,毕竟这种也算不上什么严重的问题,就像是看直播时候有延迟一样,对他而言其实根本无伤大雅。

他开始把手机放好蹲下装配自己的鱼竿,这款渔人品牌鱼竿价格一万二,可以说是顶配中的顶配了,但是直播间的粉丝看见他开始装鱼竿吵架都不吵了,开始买中离手他这次会不会空军,而在直播间里赌他这次会空军的达到了百分之八十。

【少爷:这鱼不懂人情世故,不钓也罢】

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