潢s废料脑洞大纲 合集（41(2/3)

于是小亮晚上钻进皇帝御榻准备勾引，刘备掀开被子看见小亮躺在里面还宠溺地笑了一下问他都长这么大了还要跟阿翁一起睡吗老刘心里暗爽belike宝宝果然离不开朕，结果小亮红着脸开始脱衣服，刘备制止，问宝宝想做什么，小亮问阿翁难道亮不可以吗，刘备瞬间脸色难看得要命，说你还小不懂情爱之事，小亮反驳你刚才还说我长大了，又把衣服扯下来给刘备看奶子还要阿翁摸一摸，说下面每天都想阿翁想得流水其实没有，小亮偶然听到别人讲黄段子，现学现卖刘贝：知道自己在说什么？小亮猛点头要阿翁摸摸，刘贝吉吧邦硬但是拒绝了，给他盖好被子转身就走，小亮大喊阿翁要去哪！又去临幸侍人？刘贝说小儿别问那么多乖乖睡觉，小亮气，然后说阿翁走出这里一步亮明天就去与士元睡一处去，小亮说的睡一处是睡素觉，刘贝以为那个意思，刘贝心里猜测宝宝应该自己偷偷搞过or跟别人搞过才懂那些，但小亮其实没有，刘备怒上心头！

在那场杳冥的梦中，月光时常照耀着我。

小亮偷偷瞒着刘备去亲自劝降马超，小亮办完事之后不敢直接回刘备大营，就找各种借口分兵两路，等到收服益州全境之后论功行赏，新臣旧臣齐聚一堂，有很多川中降臣都没见过亮，小亮躲不过就破罐破摔来了，刘备封赏完了之后说孤赏罚分明，有人做下错事也当罚，然后叫了亮的名字，宝宝：。好吧！，其他人都摸不着头脑，感觉军师只有功没有过啊，而且不是说刘备很敬重军师吗这是做什么

我抬起头，看见天子仍站在雪夜里。

蜀中从来多雾，多山林，不见月色，不知为何，人们后来却这样互相诉说：

【2】亲情变质的君父和小亮宝宝

刘贝呼左右：把诸葛亮拖…请下去打八…打十军棍！张飞庞统简雍麋竺狠狠无语没有一个人敢上去动军师，刘贝气得怒吼让张飞去打，飞飞悄悄：大哥你要不算了，上次我就用竹片子挨了军师两下你差点没要我命啊，刘备狠狠瞪他一眼，飞飞低下头嘀嘀咕咕，刘备：说什么呢？大声点，飞飞超大声：打疼了还不是你哄！打伤了也得你伺候！刘备气得走来走去指着张飞：胡说什么！你打不打，飞飞：不打，谁敢碰你那心肝肉，刘备感觉面子挂不住，耙耳朵被所有人都知道了，怒气加倍，其他人：。。。假装没听见，刘贝：好！孤亲自打，飞飞内心：谁信呐，打一下哄一百下

小亮长到十六七岁亲情开始变质，刘贝其实也有点那意思但他一直自我催眠毕竟年龄差太大，直到小亮有一次看见宫人衣衫不整从皇帝寝殿出来莫名其妙生气，跑去跟损友庞士元嘀嘀咕咕，损人小凤凰给宝宝出主意不如主动出击，小亮有点担心皇帝生气，小凤凰：陛下那么疼你，你闯那么多祸他哪次生气超过两个时辰了？小亮想了想感觉这一票可以干

【1】麻辣惩戒

那时我又哪里知道，多年以后山河破碎，我业已年老，和许多仓惶北渡的遗民一样，我们都忘记了许多从前的事，唯独每逢良夜，才不约而同沉入一场隐约的旧梦。

重生灰色版刘备借着前世记忆和随便什么金手指一统天下之后带走五六岁的小亮养大，前世玄亮是正常君臣关系有微妙的暧昧但无实质进展，这一世小亮最开始把刘备当成君父孺慕敬仰，刘备把小亮养在宫里但是没有正式收养没有名义上的父子名分，只是一直给诸葛瑾加官晋爵后族。。

他心中亦早有了答案。

小亮逃不过，被打得喷奶流水，奶子和小批被打得通红，嫩批肿了腿都合不拢，宝宝又羞又气哭得伤心得不得了，其实刘备根本没用劲但小亮就是觉得很丢人气死了，刘备打完了问他下次还敢不敢孤身犯险，要是还有下次就让所有人看着你的骚奶子受刑此刻，所有人已听完全程，宝宝脸埋在老公怀里一个劲哭，哭得有点喘不上气，刘备又急得给他揉揉胸口哄来哄去，宝宝平复心情之后拢了衣服就想起身走，刘贝一掐他腰：小批都肿了宝贝还能走路？小亮：不要你管！刘备赶紧又抱着哄，门外飞飞：我说吧大哥那不值钱的样子，宝宝还是生气，我事业批努力工作事必躬亲怎么你了，刘贝：看来还没认识到错误，小亮瑟缩了一下，用手捂住奶子警惕地看着刘贝，老刘微笑：这次该换个东西来打了指勾八，然后狠狠捅进红肿的嫩批，小亮又哭又叫，说知道错了再也不会这样了阿翁不要再进去了好疼，刘贝：小批打肿了更会夹了，以后该每次都打几板子再挨肏，小亮吓死，这次do得很狠，痕迹十天半个月才消掉，搞得小亮在未来很多天一看见刘贝就想逃

等真的草进去的时候小亮疼得让刘备出去再也不喜欢阿翁了，刘备：小骗子，谁刚才勾引朕？小亮：阿翁去找旁人呜呜，刘贝：晚了，宝贝不愿朕临幸旁人，那以后朕只临幸你，小宝贝被皇帝的肉棍子捅得喵喵叫，叫得要

刘备阴沉着脸压着小宝贝狠狠捏奶子，骂他小小年纪不学好，下面想朕想得流水？朕看看，小亮感觉遭了没流水怎么办，刘贝看到小宝贝的批还是粉粉嫩嫩干涩得很，气笑了，狠狠打了小批一巴掌，问他不是见到阿翁就流水吗，然后指尖，把小亮搞得头晕目眩，下面水流了皇帝满手

刘贝让所有人退下，小亮还跪在地上偷笑中，飞飞关上殿门趴在墙角偷听，看看大哥今天能不能振夫纲，其他人看张飞趴墙角也跟着偷听，刘备冷静下来看见小亮笑得肩都在抖，老刘：宝贝很高兴？小亮光速变脸：装可怜夫君亮知道错啦，刘备气笑了：既然知道错了那便领罚吧，自己祛了衣衫趴那儿，小亮惊，居然来真的，但是因为小亮心虚，乖乖脱了下裳撩起外袍光着小屁股趴在刘备案上，这个时候小亮以为刘备就是要草他而已，心里还想挨一顿草比打板子好多了，反正天天都要挨草的，不差这一次，宝宝还主动翘起小屁股，自己掰开小批要夫君罚，结果刘备绕到小亮身后拿着一个戒尺，往红艳艳的小批上打了两下，宝宝没等来肉棍子等来了真棍子，被打得又爽又痛又羞耻，摇着屁股要躲，被刘备一把搂住腰抱在膝上，刘备：还剩八下，自己张开腿，小亮已经痛得含了一汪眼泪了，但还是紧紧夹着腿，看刘备根本不心软，宝宝咬牙解开衣襟把奶子露出来，带着哭腔求阿翁打奶子好不好，下面好疼，打坏了夜里不能侍奉阿翁了，刘贝唧唧梆硬：好，那就都打十下

寻着这轮同样的月亮，百千万的后人每每想起他时仍有一地芙蓉疏影曳然有姿，可是斯人去已久，只剩花月两悠悠。

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