炮灰神童带父爆红 第1节(2/2)

【我的梦中情“主”!简直是绝世美强惨了……】

沈年见女儿歪着头一脸不解,才反应过来,掩饰般地轻咳一声,下意识地想伸手揉她的小脑袋,又强行忍住,语气沧桑,“我们走吧。”

其实她早有预料——毕竟每次爸爸一出现,她脑袋里的小怪物就会突然变得特别激动,今天自然也不会例外。

沈呦呦:“……?”

这不能怪沈呦呦小朋友,实在是沈年这一刻的表情太过丰富,只有变幻莫测足以形容。

——此去经年,他似乎依旧年轻,眼睛也还是那么亮,笑容里却多少缺了几分恣意。

这是一间多人办公室,里面还坐着其他几位老师,她们跟王老师打了声招呼,不约而同地将视线投向跟在她身后的沈年。

他没有再多说什么,可婴儿肥老师还是突然觉得很难过,幸好班主任及时出来,将话题又扯了回来,“说正事说正事。我们今天的主角是呦呦!”

“不,”沈年手紧了紧,神态难得认真,“是我违约了。”

这也无可厚非。毕竟《造梦之星》已经是好几年前的综艺了,无论当年是如何现象级爆火,在日新月异的娱乐圈,也早已成了时代的眼泪。

沈年张了张嘴,想起那些无疾而终的资源,最终还是选择状若无事地耸耸肩,“抱歉,其实我已经退出娱乐圈很久了。”

果不其然,它又开始莫名其妙地哭闹起来。

婴儿肥老师有些尴尬,她正想道歉,却见那双桃花眼一亮,带着点点惊喜:“你还记得我?抱歉,我太久没遇到能认出我的了。”

大功告成!沈呦呦开心地拍拍手,感受到熟悉的目光,一抬头,就见爸爸一脸恍惚地站在窗边。

这突如其来的声音可把沈年吓坏了,他一跃一尺高,险些在惊吓中将面前的窗户砸碎,脸上盛满了惊恐。

等办公室里的老师都人手一张to签,婴儿肥老师紧紧地攥住手中的签名,忍不住问了一句:“可以冒昧地问一下,你最近有没有活动可以追吗?其实、其实我以前还为你投过票……”

如果有人跟沈年夸奖沈呦呦的样貌,那他一定不会意外——毕竟沈呦呦确实长得过分精致,甚至还在他的基础上又进行了精加工,简直像尊玉娃娃,完美地继承了他所有的优点。

沈年感受到老师们好奇的目光,先是疑惑,随即恍然大悟,手忙脚乱地将口罩摘下来,“抱歉抱歉,我忘记了。”

婴儿肥老师还是第一次遇到到这样的明星,一时竟然愣住了。

沈年僵硬:“没……没说什么啊……”

“不不不,”婴儿肥老师慌忙摇了摇头,“我要道歉才是,太冒犯了……”

“……”沈呦呦没动,她扯了扯黄色的书包带子,小大人般的叹口气,“说吧,老师说什么了?”

然后一夜之间销声匿迹,再也查无此人。

“……爸爸,”眼看爸爸的表情就要集齐七种颜色,沈呦呦实在忍不住,又戳了戳,“我们该回家了。”

“眼神漂移,右肩微耸,回答生硬,”沈呦呦小朋友抱着手,满脸的不赞同,“爸爸,撒谎不是好孩子哦!”

那是位看上去挺年轻的老师,脸上还带着点婴儿肥,她激动地还想多说两句,却发现自己实在想不起这位明星的名字。

【主系统为什么让我绑定这个小崽子啊……明明沈年才是主要炮灰啊?……】

怔愣间,沈年已经行云流水地签好了好几张签名,‘沈’字翩若惊鸿,‘年’字顶天立地,确实能瞥见些许练字人的认真。

与办公室热烈快活的气氛不同,“主角”沈呦呦正备受煎熬。

“等一下可以给你签个名吗?”沈年很兴奋,“你放心,我专门练过的,真的很好看!”

沈年有些尴尬,他听到女儿这逻辑清晰的一番话,情不自禁地又想起了老师刚刚说的话——

办公室里一时很是热闹,但婴儿肥老师却总觉得心里不是滋味——她忽然想起,当年那个让无数人一眼万年的少年,似乎恰好是在第一场签名会前夜,被曝出的丑闻。

那张脸一露出来,办公室里安静了三秒,老师们还没从惊艳中回过神来,一道惊呼突然响起——

“……呦呦是个很聪明的孩子,”班主任语气认真,郑重地看向沈年,“您有没有考虑过,将她送去专门培养神童的那种特殊学校?”

沈年想到这,又忍不住低头看向女儿,阳光斜斜地从窗户射\进来,将沈呦呦整个笼罩其中,仿佛披了层金色的霞帔,更显得超凡脱俗。

沈呦呦认真地将‘美强惨’、‘主系统’、‘炮灰’等词记在心里,手上动作不停,将最后一块乐高拼了进去。

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她快活地无视了脑袋里的小怪物,开开心心地背上嫩黄色的小书包,戴好配套的小黄帽,蹦蹦跳跳地走到沈年身边,戳了戳。

或许是童年时期的阴影,沈年面对老师总会气弱几分,此时走进办公室,颇有种老鼠进猫窝的感觉。

办公室里其他老师纷纷跟着起哄,沈年来者不拒,一挥而就,甚至还依照每个人的需求写了附言,颇有种开签名会的气势。

沈呦呦有些纳闷,她踮起脚尖仔细观察爸爸的表情,读了半天都没读懂。

……没戳动。

一旁的水蜜桃班班主任也有些惊艳,忍不住道:“可以给我也签一张吗?”

“你是不是那个、那个明星!《造梦之星》c位出道那个!”

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