【家有靓母】(6)(2/3)

打开箱子把手机拿了出来,上面正显示着一串号码。我把手机递给了老爸。他接过后把电话调成静音放在了旁边的扶手箱里。

“还行是行还是不行?”

“确实,我们同学家里都有被骗的。老爸,你这手机我咋没见过,刚买的啊?”

“妈,这回是真的,我保证。”我举起三根手指头顶着车棚,信心满满地说到

一抬头,妈妈那张美若天仙的脱俗脸蛋近在眼前,给我吓了一跳。

这两天本来就一直惹妈妈生气,这试要考不好,不得直接被她灭了

我挠了挠头。“还行就是还行啊。”

妈妈的声音给我吓了一跳。“啊,妈,我看您腿上的字母呢,看看怎么拼的。”我灵机一动,正好妈妈腿上的丝袜上印着字母logo。

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我刚想开口问问老爸怎么不把手机带在身上,就被他的问题打断了。但我倒也没多想,平时老爸的工作确实很忙,接触的人又多,再弄一个手机也实属正常。

今天这考试可以说是两眼一模黑——啥也不会。估计答题卡拿鞋底子踩一脚都能比我自己答对的多。也就选择能蒙两道。虽然说外班我也认识不少人,但这次被分配的考场座位四周没一个我熟的,想作个弊都难。数学的监考老师还恰巧是我们班任刘知缦,看到她之后我都要吐血了,但她的丝袜美腿还是我这悲惨一天中唯一值得留恋的事情。

“妈,您怎么来了?”

能不生气吗,我拿了你老婆的原味小内裤,你说她生不生气。

“对了,宸轩,最近学习怎么样啊,这次考试有没有信心?”

“哎,反思自我呢呗,最近老是惹您生气。”我一脸愧疚地看着妈妈,小声说到。把姿态放得很低,恨不得再憋出点眼泪来。

至于让妈妈原谅我什么,我自己都记不清了,这两天光惹她生气,犯的错误都有新华词典那么厚了。

正垂着脑袋想象着我未来悲苦日子的时候,一双搭配着高筒马丁靴的黑丝美腿突然步入了视野。怎么感觉有点眼熟老妈今天就这打扮吧?

“没有吧,我也不知道”我支支吾吾地说着。

“哈哈,好成绩是自己学出来的,你要不努力怎么能成为学霸,那百分之九十九的汗水不挥洒出来,再好的天赋也是白搭。学海无涯苦作舟,要肯吃苦才能有收获,你说是吧。”

“你这臭小子,真是不让人省心啊。”老爸一脸无奈地笑着说道。

“你看哪呢?”

了?”耳边老爸的声音打断了我的黄色思想。

“走道怎么还低着头走,要捡钱啊。”妈妈没好气地说到。

“妈,通过这次考试,我充分认识到了自身的不足,一定端正态度,全力一搏,奋发图强,励精图治,争取金榜提名,再创佳绩。”

回到家后,老爸并不在家。

“骚扰电话,现在这些诈骗电话太多了,你可得小心点。”老爸把着方向盘目视着前方说道。

“别贫了,你也就嘴皮子上的功夫,我还不了解你?还再创佳绩呢,你创过吗?”老妈的眼神中透露出一股不屑的意味,好像她已经把我看得透透的了。

老爸的话让我有点摸不着头脑,平时他可不会给我灌鸡汤的,这活都是老妈来接,今天怎么还说上这个了

“就你这个学习态度,你要能考好就怪了。”妈妈厉声说到。

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“妈,老爸呢,干嘛去了?

“上车。”妈妈没接我的话,转身打开了车门。

垂头丧气地走出学校,脑袋都快耷拉到了地上。

我的手机被没收了,那就只能是老爸的,可是声音不是从他那边传来的,而好像是在副驾驶的储物箱里。

“那可不,妈,我现在心如刀绞,羞愧难当。您原谅我吧,原谅我这个不孝子。”我双手合十朝妈妈拜着,那模样要多虔诚有多虔诚。

想着想着,视线就不由自主地移到了下面,妈妈踩着油门的黑丝美腿,此刻正好一缕阳光透过车窗照在了丝袜上,黑丝如镜面般光滑,好像反光一样一闪一闪的,妈妈的那双精雕细琢的艺术品在里面隐隐透亮,像是等待我挖掘的战利品。

他话音刚落,车里就突兀地响起了手机铃响。

妈妈斜瞄了我一眼,问到:“试考的怎么样?”

“呦,你还有这心呢?真是让我大开眼界。”妈妈撇了撇鲜艳的娇唇,面带嘲讽的看着我。

“爸,不接啊。”

“那么回事吧,哎,老爸,你说你的学霸基因咋就没遗传给我呢。”

“嗯,刚买的,弄了个商务号,这样方便点。”老爸点了点头,说到。

“还行吧。”

路上,我安安分分地坐着。用余光悄悄观察着妈妈的表情,可什么都看不出来。她面色如常,一点波动没有,难道早上的事就这么过去了?我可不相信,这八成是老妈又要玩什么套路。

不应该啊,今早犯了大事妈妈还能来接我放学?

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