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果然,没有人会随随便便出名。

秦世走过去,一把将墨少恭拽去来。他拎着墨少恭,如同拎着一只恶犬,扭头喊:“你们别打了,人我抓住了。”

梅时青仔细一瞅,觉得这大叔有点眼熟,再一看他一惊,低声:“隍鸡大师?”

梅时青赶紧过来查看,他看到墨少恭栽倒在地,嘴角带血,惨不忍睹,倒吸一口凉气:“你下手也太狠了。”

“所以我们得做足戏,对不起了这位兄弟。”

梅时青和秦世同时望去,震惊地看了一眼身壮如牛的那位大师,原来这就是传说中的金牛大师。

隍鸡大师做了个噤声的动作。

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不知是哪位老先生见状,带头开始鼓掌,周围一票老年人此时纷纷起立鼓掌,赞叹:“真是英雄气概、后生可畏!”

隍鸡大师两指探出,在梅时青胸口一点,梅时青顿时有种被千斤重石砸中胸口,踉跄着倒退好几步,顿时脸色惨白。

墨少恭眼睛睁开一条缝,瞧见一张桌子朝自己飞过来,翻身从沙发上跃起,躲在沙发后面,秦世一掌拍过去,只见一条金龙若隐若现,发出震人耳膜的呼啸声,随即沙发跟骨折般,狠狠朝墙面撞去,发出一声闷响。

墨少恭就像一块夹在中间的肉饼,直接被拍在墙上,但他撞墙后还没来得及落地,就被秦世一鞭子卷住,拖了出来。墨少恭发出一声凄厉的惨叫,腰上被一圈暴雨梨花针刺穿。

“你别急,你不是能用那招败絮其中吗?”隍鸡大师一语道破天机,凌空一抓,“抓了墨少恭,直接控制他啊!”

秦世条件反射地来挡,被隍鸡大师戳了一指。

从抓到被抓一共半分钟,效率惊人。

“你怎么会在这里?”梅时青悄声问,“你也被他的养生茶骗来了?”

“别鼓掌了。”秦世焦头烂额,他拎着墨少恭,向梅时青求救,“阿青,接下来怎么办啊?”

梅时青和隍鸡大师异口同声地冲他发话:“别捣乱,你去抓墨少恭!”

这就是传说中的“一爪”神功吗?梅时青忍不住打量他的腿和手,这腿多少女模特都自叹不如,还有这手,一看就挠人很痛。

“对啊!”

秦世大喊一声,接住鞭子,朝桌面一扫,那一排整整齐齐的暴雨梨花针,瞬间全部像被磁铁吸住,根根拔起。秦世将鞭子竖起一抖,那一整排的暴雨梨花针全部飞出,直冲墨少恭面门而去。

边上的马仔赶紧捂住了眼,似乎承受不住眼前的惨状。

茶几凌空吊起,跟高速移动的轮滑似的,朝墨少恭撞去。

秦世委屈地哦了一声,跟小姑娘撒气似的,噘着嘴,一脚踹在那个沾满暴雨梨花针的茶桌腿上。

墨少恭这会儿正闭着眼睛、哼着小曲,在那儿等着诸位江湖前辈们对秦世下手呢,没想到秦世朝他走过来了。

让子弹再飞一会儿

“现在怎么办啊?”秦世焦急地问。

嘛?调戏我老婆,我挖了你眼睛!”

“我是来救我兄弟!”隍鸡大师流露出痛心的神色,“刚才那个,你们看见了吧,他是我二十多年的合伙人,金牛大师!”

季灵扬手一甩,把鞭子扔过来。

“等等。”梅时青拦住他,“墨少恭会不会直接引爆炸药?他现在已经快要发疯了,他要是看出来的话,那我们都完蛋了!”

“嫂子,鞭子借我用一下!”秦世伸手索要。

这么快?梅时青跟隍鸡大师还没开始演呢。

这个突发情况让梅时青愣住了,他们接下来该干什么来着?

“墨少恭!快醒醒,别睡了!”

“哎呀我不是跟你们说过吗?他是卖牛肉面的,我跟他早些年一起出来创业,一路患难与共,把品牌作大,没想到啊没想到。”隍鸡大师露出心痛的神情,“他突然迷上了喝养生茶,喝茶就算了,他还要加盟墨少恭的品牌,这我怎么能答应?他这种行为属于扰乱行业秩序!我要举报!我要打315热线投诉他,我跟这个墨少恭可没完!”

秦世附议:“你自己不就卖养生鸡汤吗?”

隍鸡大师对梅时青低语:“我点在你足阳明胃经上,会有一点疼,但不会伤着你。”

刚才这群人还打算要秦世的命,现在眼看着墨少恭被抓了,马上改口,一点原则都没有。

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