【情天性海】第217章:美丽的西双版纳(三)(2/5)

“老婆你太猛了,原来我以为娶了个乖乖的小白兔,现在才晓得娶的是一只战斗力爆表的母老虎!”说着我特意将手伸到宁卉翘翘的裸臀上摸了一把,“唉唉,我摸摸老虎的屁股看摸不摸得?”

“哦哦,那个二娃哥呢?穿的什么衣服?”

好吧老婆你说得挺有道理,但他们不把你当女生,不等于你就不是女生好伐。

呵呵,咱家母老虎的屁股不仅摸得,摸了母老虎还能用屁股给你撒娇,于是小宁煮夫在母老虎的虎爪中龙躯一震,一场龙虎斗看来就要上演,我禁不住紧紧抱住老婆娇嫩的虎躯颤声到:“等下老公要试试母老虎的屁股操不操得?”

“嗯”宁卉娇嗔一声,上弯月复又朦胧着爬上了树梢,将臀部紧紧摩沉在我的手掌中,然后嗲滴滴的来了一句,“母老虎还不是有乖乖的!”

“咯,”宁卉半闭着上弯月,沉吟了片刻,“怎么说呢,就是有一次,我,我表弟,还有他,就是第一个冲回来帮我那个男生”

“嗯嗯,他又多大啊?”

和好玩。

“然后我就睡着了啊”宁卉顿了顿,复又闭上眼,不晓得是在模拟当初睡着了的场景,还是陷入了某种不可言说的回忆之中。

“为什么呢?是你们场面占优,他们打不赢了吗?”我有点迷惑。

“我靠,意思是你们一起一起睡的?你,你表弟,二娃哥?”老子感到嗓子有点冒烟,那烟连吞了几口口水也没有扑腾得住。

“呃我想想,”我靠,按照老婆的记忆力断不可能记不到,而且是这种惊心动魄的大事件中的细节,这么呃呃呃的估计是故意在跟宁煮夫搞气氛,死不死的先撩一把再说,“哦对了,一条裙子。”

“等等,等一哈老婆,啥子啥子叫我们?而不是我?你确定不是口误?”我瞬间听出了问题。

“嗯,穿球鞋都跑不赢穿拖鞋的,是挺气人的,”我顿了顿,嗓子头冒的烟几乎要喷出火苗来,“那么,你们你们睡觉

“是啊,我们啊!”宁卉回答得很肯定,一副这有啥大惊小怪的表情看着我。

“嗯嗯,到二娃哥家吃了中午饭,”宁卉很快改了口,二娃哥很自然的就叫上了,“二娃哥家是在山里的,回镇上要走两个小时呢,然后我们就在他家睡中午觉。”

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“然后他们就跑了。”这个转折有点陡。

“我记得是初三吧。”

“哦哦,不能怪老公这么想咯,听你这么说太容易产生这种不纯洁的想法了。”话虽这么说,但从老婆开始铺

“我真不知道他叫什么名字,就听表弟叫他二娃!”

“好嘛老婆你睡着了,那么问一下,你们是以什么姿势睡的?谁挨着谁睡的?”TMD高堂会审不仅能过YQF的瘾,有时候还能过一把柯南的瘾,这就是宁煮夫十分爱高堂会审这一口的原因。

“我靠,初中生啊你们都还是,就一起睡了?老婆,你可别说你们玩三P了啊?”这下宁煮夫要疯了。

“哦哦,或许是他们觉得好男不跟女斗哎哟!”宁煮夫突然惨叫一声!

“是的。”宁卉的声音依旧淡定如初。

“呵呵,二娃,这TMD都叫名字啊?”

“好嘛老婆,继续,你那个小保安情结还没说得清楚哦,继续如实招来!”宁煮夫的语气瞬间又回到了高堂会审肃穆的气氛中。

“我们是横躺着睡的,我睡的边上,二娃二娃哥睡的中间,我表弟睡的另一边。”我日,二娃哥挨着的老婆,看来搞事的百分之九十九是这个二娃哥!

“是啊,小时候好多亲戚,邻居家大人都这么说。”宁卉嘴角一翘,仿佛对自己的这个称号感到非常光荣和理所当然。

“什么裙子?下面露了多少腿?”

“男生男生的听起来有点别扭,未必他没有名字的吗?”

“OK,那么老婆,那天你穿的什么衣服?”

“背心,就是那种汗褂,下面穿的球裤,他们农村孩子都是这么穿的,”这次宁卉没打顿,说完还补充了一句,“他们还都穿拖鞋,我穿球鞋爬山都爬不过他们!”

“穿的T恤。”

“那种半截裙啊,刚刚过膝盖,很土的,我妈给我买的。”宁卉嘴一撇,仿佛在表达对咱妈审美的不满。

“场面差不多吧,他们估计是看到我出手了吧。”宁卉脸上的云淡风轻变成了一脸自豪。

“我们去外面玩,中午到嗯嗯,到二娃家吃了中午饭”

“哦哦,二流子,二流子,是这群二流子被我老婆巾帼木兰的英勇气概和扯头发的大招吓得屁滚尿流,落荒而逃!”说着我伏下身结结实实的在宁卉的嘴上啵了一口以表致敬,“难怪咱妈说你从小就是个野丫头!”

“去你的!”宁卉咬着嘴皮一声虎啸娇吟,用最狠的劲撒最萌的娇,老婆那堪堪娇怜又让宁煮夫不敢惹的样子着实让人忍俊不禁,爱不胜收。

“裤子呢?”

“老婆,人家也算对你英雄救过美,对人家尊重点好不好,叫声人家二娃哥这么难吗?”我咋特么觉得这个二娃哥跟老婆要搞啥事呢?

“好嘛继续,有一次,你,你表弟,还有二娃哥对吧,你们咋了?”

“短袖的啊,那天好热的。”

垫的叙述来看,纵使无三P,不晓得是表弟,还是二娃,等会儿肯定会跟老婆发生了某种不测事件,“然然后呢。”

一直半眯着上弯月的老婆突然瞪圆了眼睛,伸出手狠狠的掐了我一下:“什么叫好男不跟女斗?他们调戏你老婆你居然说他们是好男?”

“长袖的短袖的?”

“你都乱七八遭的想啥啊!”说着宁卉伸出脚踹了下我的腿,“你知道农村都是那种很大很宽的那种大床,我们玩累了上谁家里都是几个人倒上床就睡了,再说,他们平时从来没把我当女生的好吧。”

“我靠,老婆你这么生猛?”木有想到老婆还有这等孔武伟岸之举,初中的时候就打过这种大场面的群架,论一个母老虎的诞生话说宁煮夫作为一个男生,打过的最大的群架也就才二打二,“然后呢?”

“也许他在家排行老二吧。”宁卉解释到。

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